There once was a bar…
The featured shot was a Blow Job. I don’t know what was in it but they sold a LOT of them. All these cute little waitresses running around asking (mostly the guys), “Would you like a Blow Job?” I mean, how many would say no?
Sounds like that one could actually be improved by kraut juice.
My favorite name for a drink is a “Jennifer’s Orgasm” (and not just because half of my female friends happen to be named Jennifer…)
Equal parts Spiced Rum and Buttershots, served as a shot.
My room mate theorized that if you substituded Everclear for the Rum, you would call it “Jennifer’s Screaming Orgasm”
In college we used Nestlé Quik and called this a Quik Fix.
A much tastier (and more tasteful) potation is the Long Island Egg Cream.
In a tall tumbler, combine about 2 shots of milk and 1 shot of chocolate syrup. Stir till a nice deep brown. Stir in white goods to taste (I recommend rum, but I suppose vodka will do). Fill with soda water.
And with Baileys instead of Buttershots, perhaps Jennifer’s Creaming Orgasm?
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Wow… I think… that wins 
I went to bartending school once (never could find a job in the field afterwards). The way I learned it, it’s called a Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall and has the above incredients plus vodka. (“Wall” in a drink name is a code indicating vodka, compare Harvey Wallbanger.)
I had to invent my own drink as a final project so I came up with the “Scotch Engineer”: 1 oz. Scotch, 1 oz. gin, club soda and ice. Never, ever try this. Bad things happen when you let a pun drive a recipe.
Akvavit means “water of life,” but vodka means “little water” (voda, “water,” with the diminutive particle -ka added).
Tequila with hot sauce is called a “Prairie Fire” – I always thought that was cool.
I much prefer the Mexican Car Bomb. It goes down so easily:
1 shot tequila
1 glass corona
I’ve long held the opinion that most of the drinks that imply sexual acts were invented by female bartenders who were propositioned one too many times. So the next time some clown answered the question, “What can I get for you?” with “How about sex on the beach?”, he was served exactly what he asked for
Right, but the original name of the spirit was zhizennia voda, so the modern name is still derived from “water of life.”
I’ve always rather liked the Red-Headed Slut:
1 oz peach schnapps
1 oz Jagermeister
Cranberry Juice