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[QUOTE=Darkhold]

Fairly funny reviews too bad there’s no more of them…and more for games I’ve actually played.
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There are new ones every Wednesday.

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Alright. I went and dug it up for ya .

“Unfortunatly the Kha’ak don’t have much staying power. Look how fast they explode!”

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[QUOTE=Darkhold]
He called it an overrated shallow kick in the balls…what more do you want?

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True, but he still gave that POS too much credit.

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[QUOTE=Red Barchetta]
True, but he still gave that POS too much credit.
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I disagree; I’m in the overhyped camp, too, but I felt he was spot on.

Of course, when the hype campaign starts sounding like a P. Molyenoux wet dream, you know something’s wonky or not delivering.

Except Assassin’s Creed, of course. That’s going to be AWESOME..

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Did he do the art work? Great.

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Hey, he liked a game!

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I’m suprised this thread has gone this far without anyone mentioning the Angry Nintendo Nerd. Here’s his review of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:

(Warning, swearing) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjUz8IT0CYg

He has a bunch of videos.

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Awesome. Thanks Whack-a-Mole & Mahaloth, I’ll keep looking for more reviews and I’ll give 5 Days a Stranger a try.

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[QUOTE=tanstaafl]
Hey, he liked a game!
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Portal = “Sub Lime” :smiley:

I concur.

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I’m suprised this thread has gone this far without anyone mentioning the Angry Nintendo Nerd. Here’s his review of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:

(Warning, swearing) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjUz8IT0CYg

He has a bunch of videos.
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I generally don’t like angry nerd reviews (did he do the review of the Home Improvement game?), but this one has some wonderful lines, such as “Banana raincoat wearing bitch!” :smiley:

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[QUOTE=Raguleader]
I generally don’t like angry nerd reviews (did he do the review of the Home Improvement game?)
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No, the Angry Video Game Nerd never did a review of Home Improvement. Some of the funniest reviews are those where he has “guests”- Spider-Man in particular.

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Yeah, I like the Angry Nintendo Nerd’s reviews a lot too. He (obviously) reviews much older games. What I like is not just the bitching and complaining, but the in game footage that shows just how stupid or frustrating a game can be. The TMNT review exemplifies that well.

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[QUOTE=Jayrot]
The TMNT review exemplifies that well.
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You can just walk across it? :eek:

My personal favorite is the power glove sensors falling off the TV. :cool: