Best game reviews EVER

If you like PC gaming follow my link below for a treat. If you do not like PC gaming follow my link below for a treat. This guy is not only humorous as hell he is generally spot on. The link is to his review of Halo 3 but by all means listen to the other reviews you see listed to the right of that.

You’ll thank me (BTW the reviews are streaming video…not terribly work safe either for some language)

Zero Punctuation review of Halo 3

Great stuff, thanks!

Awesome; I like this a lot. The one for Fable in particular was ace (this wasn’t one of the ones for Escapist magazine).

That is seriously entertaining.

I enjoyed the Psychonauts review which featured a “James Randi Keep Out” sign in front of the psychic summer camp…

Cool review.

By the way, that guy also makes some really good amateur adventure games. I suggest everyone try playing, “Five Days a Stranger” and it’s sequels.

If you do play the “Days” series, make sure you play them in order. It goes:

  1. Five Days a Stranger.
  2. Seven Days a Skeptic
  3. Trilby’s Notes
  4. Six Days a Sacrifice.

They are all free from his web site, which is here.

Stranger Games

Funny and dead-on accurate. :slight_smile: I’ll have to check out his games – thanks for the link to those.

Ouch. The one for Tabula Rasa is dead on target, even though I really like the game.

I haven’t played any of the games he reviewed, so the only one I’ve watched is his Wii vs. XBOX vs. PS3 video, which was quite amusing. The “blu-Ray” joke in particular was pretty clever.

Cute review.

It’s kind of strange that he’s never played a Halo game before this one. How do you review video games for a living, and happen to miss the ones that basically defined an entire major game hardware system?

I wouldn’t call this review “dead on accurate” by any means, but it sure is funny as hell. Some parts of it are right on, though, like the “pants-on-head stupid” marines driving the warthog into the wall and sticking their fingers in their nose while they get blown up by a tank.

The Tomb Raider Anniversary review is great too, maybe better.

Yeah I like this guy’s reviews a lot. Although he’s certainly negative, his bitches are fairly accurate, and overall (as in the case of Bioshock) he does say it’s a good game.

Bad reviews are the best:

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/review.html

Also, anything on seanbaby’s old NES site was pure gold.

Bah, he totally missed the mark on that one. Bioshock is the definition of overrated.

Anyone remember Morgan Webb doing a review about the “Cawk.”

He called it an overrated shallow kick in the balls…what more do you want?

Fairly funny reviews too bad there’s no more of them…and more for games I’ve actually played.

Pants on head retarded.

Captain Bland’s Monotonos Adventure

Earth: under new management.
GOLD!

I am not a gamer. I’ve never played any of these games. But I am listening and watching crying from laughter.
Thanks, whack a mole

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Yep.

It’s been a long time now so I forget the game it was for or who wrote it but one reviewer noted how awful the manual was for a particular game. He opined that if he fed his dog a box of Scrabble chips it would likely shit a better manual.

To this day I keep waiting to use that line. :slight_smile: