In case you haven’t seen it, the video of Pat getting doused is available at ifilm.com (Warning: has adult material, but not on the front page. It’s also Flash-intensive).
Perhaps Buchanan should take a long vacation after this incident. I imagine him sailing the Seven Seas, visit a thousand islands.
I’m sorry about that one…It’s really hard to Kraft a pun after so many good ones were taken. Don’t worry- I’m not feeling bleu.
Hmmm…I wonder how all these people with saladiferous puns would like being drenched with salad dressing. They’re good at Dijon it out, but they probably can’t take it. Were they to be publicly embarrassed like this, they’d probably go into seclusion at some hidden valley ranch.
Trust the sensationalist media tomato big deal out of this.
The writer of that story probably thinks he’s going to get a raise in his celery.
Or at least a raisin readership.
The kid probably figured that if Buchanan was against immigrants coming into the country, he was also against food imports. From places like Italy. So he thought Pat was anti-pasta.
It’s a little surprising that not one of you could Cobb a reference to Darius Rucker’s BK gig.
How un-Orthodox.
Yes, it’s so ranchy that it’s bacon to be mocked.