Advertised in todays Daily Telegraph.
The succesful applicant must have an enthusiasm for chocolate and be willling to travel the world, business class, eating expensive chocolates.
A competetive salary is offered (competetive with what?)
Should you wish to succumb to a literal death by chocolate contact Fortnum and Mason at:
181 Piccadilly
London
W1
THis has been a public service announcement on behalf of the world confederation of chocaholics. Thank you for listening.
Oh my God.
Best jobs I know of?
A friend who was a lingerie buyer and had to regularly attend lingerie shows.
An acquaintance while travelling who worked at a publisher’s warehouse putting little stickers on the offensive bits of porn mags.
I’m wondering how this vacancy came about. Perhaps the previous incumbent burst.
“Blimey, you’ve put on a lot of weight!”
“Don’t care don’t care don’t care don’t care don’t care.”
A friend of mine works as production manager in a chocolate factory, but she’s looking for a new position (too much management, not enough chocolate). Maybe I’ll pass it on to her.
Mate of mine at school got a summer job as a cake tester for M&S. After the first week he was sickened, and after the 2nd week he applied for a transfer. He doesn’t like cake anymore.
Is any experience required? Maybe I should update my resume. Just in case.