Best license plate ever

I couldn’t watch it. I mean, dude, the screaming. He could have at least pounded the head, first, before he started filleting.

Episode 118, buttock bisque and cocktail wieners (speaking of hard to watch), boobie toronados with broiled neck wattle on the side, and ladyfinger tiramisu for dessert. That was the episode where he also ate an audience member who was invited on stage for a taste test and gagged.

I should think not. It simply has to be as fresh as possible. Personally, I find desperate shrieking at the grim certainty of death really gives the old appetite a kick.

Don’t forget the blueblood sausage on the Weebl Grill. And to wash it all down? An ice-cold six-pack of bruise.

That’s the third personalized license plate I’ve ever seen that wasn’t moronic. The second plate, on a brand-new, heavy-duty pickup truck, said, “2D6 DMG.” The first was on an SUV, and said (I swear to god) “DRUNK.” I’ve no idea how they managed to get that past the DMV. They must have incriminating photos.

Since girls = sugar, spice and everything nice, they are clearly dessert. boys on the other hand are snaps, snails and puppy dog tails. I’m not too sure about the snaps (snap peas, maybe?) but obviously they belong on the appetizer or small plate menu since they’re basically meaty. or meatish, anyway.

I learned the line as “snips and snails”. The picture in the nursery-rhyme book showed bits of hair that had obviously been snipped off of someone’s head. Generally, snips can refer to bits or scraps of just about anything.

Well, that works. Boys are a sort of stew or soup. Possibly even a casserole. :smiley:

Just today I saw, on Wisconsin’s version of a Kids plate “PKNDOO”

Tapas, I think.

Women and children *and chaplains * first.

Really?

I thought the line was “slugs and snails and puppy dog tails” which actually makes much more sense than “snips” or “snaps”.

And for my cite I choose the title of a review in the BMJ :slight_smile:

The chaplains should be diced and dried, then sprinkled over the dish like bacon bits. Sacrelicious!

I’ve always liked this one.

This one is a clever punny rebus.