The hand prints really make it. For those of you who are confused, start here and don’t stop. Don’t ever, ever stop if you value your soul.
Edited to add: The original source of the ‘Chick Tract’ got removed because lawyers made territorial hootings. Never mind the fact parody is protected fair use, lawyers made hootings.
Heh. And I was just reading Neil Gaiman’s** A Study In Emerald**, sort of a Sherlock Holmes story set *after * the Elder Gods had returned to Earth.
That is, indeed, the best license plate ever.
Agreed.
Pshh. Children first. Not hardly. Everyone knows children are for dessert!
I thought it was women first, then children.
No, no, it’s “(women and children) first”. Women and children at the same time. Kind of like a mixed salad.
As soon as I read “hand prints” I knew it was one of those Virginia kids plates. 
Now I’m fighting the feeling that I’ve seen those tags before!
It really depends on how they’re prepared.
Ok, what sort of dressing would you use?
Men - I’d say something with a Balsamic base.
Children - Virgin olive oil, of course!
Women - Maybe a cool yogurt dip?
Women and children? Its a cthlhu-ary challange!
How many punches do I get on my Free Trip to Hell card?
Cowboys: Ranch dressing, of course
Doesn’t anyone watch Cooking with C’thulhu? He’s done maybe two episodes where children were done up as an appetizer. Every other time they’ve been some sort of dessert. (Okay, the Flambébé could have gone either way.)
I officially call for an Iron Chef Elder Gods contest…
Put them in a Cthulhusinart and sprinkle lightly over clergy.
Definitely looked tasty, but I have to admit, it was hard watching him make the carpaccio.
Are the ladyfingers for dessert, then?
When he eats Batman, how will he be prepared?
Tonight’s secret ingredient:
Enthralled Citizens of Dunwich!
Only if he finished his Manwich.
Extremely well, of course!