I’d like to say that I served with distinction under the great General Electric. (Except that I didn’t.)
Thanks for playing, better luck next time 
Yes, I heard your service was quite forgettable.
Let’s move this battle to Cafe Society.
I forgot Cafe Society could have polls…
I thought Chicken Napoleon was made by just using the bonypart.
Anyway, I voted for General Tso’s chicken.
Well, things started with Mr. Wellesley doing quite well, but the Chinese have really pulled ahead (were any of you paid to vote for Tso?). I’m impressed with our treasonous egg offering (history and facts aside) - I didn’t think it would play so well. Apparently, secret spices just aren’t enough for our mule handling southern gentleman, who is just one vote ahead of a non-existent option.
How could you omit Capt Crunch?
I prefer a few Colonels of corn, to be honest.
Or Macaroni Lucullus - Macaroni with fois gras and truffles.
That’s making a silk purse from a sow’s ear!
Navy Bean Soup!
OK, now I feel bad.
You’d think that after so many years of distinguished service in the never-ending battle against the roofs of people’s mouths and the enamel of their teeth, he’d have been promoted to at least Rear Admiral Crunch by now, but I guess he doesn’t want to get stuck behind a desk.
Goering Gazpacho?
Well, he could hang out with Bazooka Joe.
Bloody Caesars, anyone?
Steak au poivre.
My favorite!
Well, today is the perfect day to have one.
Me too. I agree there should be a few more options, but of those listed, Tso’s is my favorite.
Plus also, you are going to the special Hell they have for punsters. And when you get there, I am buying you a beer. 