You…are going on the list.
Napoleon brandy
Caesar salad
King Edward potatoes
Not named for any military figure at all.
Named after Caeser Cardini.
And where did his name come from, eh?
Sam Adams?
His mom & dad?
Almost certainly not Sam Adams. That would just be weird.
There’s my vote. Specifically Chocolate Napoleons.
The deck is stacked here with so few choices! It’s an outrage! But having said that I get so little fried chicken I can totally gnosh on a bucket of KFC.