Best of The Onion

Timely, that one, in light of whatshisname from whereisit.

One of my favorites:
Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks

My favorite headline from that edition: Nothing At All Happens To 28 Tibetan Protesters, Their Families

Oh yes. My favorite is the caption under the flag for France: “The outer thirds can be detatched in case of emergency surrendering.”

Nah, the best one of those is in Alberta, Canada. “The crowd from Rush’s 1975 Fly By Night Tour is still waiting for Neil Peart to finish his drum solo.”

This one is really sick.

God Diagnosed With Bipolar Disorder

Tree Featured in ‘The Deer Hunter’ Dies @ Age 286

Video Game Character Wonders Why Heartless God Always Hits ‘Continue’

My favourite, and I have the t-shirt, is “Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes”

Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades

Forever my favourite, mostly because it came true. :smiley:

Super Monkey Collider Loses Funding

God Answers Prayers
My absolute favorite!

Agreed.

Bill Gates Grants Self 18 Dexterity, 20 Charisma.

Franz Kafka International Airport is just great.

I also love this image of Slobodan Milosevic.

Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law Of Thermodynamics

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory

Bush: ‘Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity is Finally Over’. Written January 2001.

And I second the Kafka airport video; I think it’s the finest video they’ve done.

I love the point-counterpoints, but my very favorite is this one:

U.S. Out Of My Uterus (by Jessica Linden) vs. We Must Deploy Troops To Jessica Linden’s Uterus Immediately (by General William Patterson)

Bush to Iraqi Militants: Please Stop Bringing It On (April 28, 2004)

Bush Admits Misgivings About Famed Phrases (Jan. 14, 2005)

I Didn’t Install This Two-Way Motel-Room Mirror To Watch People Commit Suicide.

Brutally hilarious.