It occurred to me that with the popularity of the Ultimate Rochambo Fighter Arena thread, with well over 10 pages, 480 replies and 5300 views (as of this writing), there’s keen interest from the general public in the dark and mysterious ways of Rochambo combat, much like the popularity of another respected sport of our times, WWF wrestling. Like seeing an accident on the freeway, we just can’t seem to drive by without wanting to look at the carnage.
But with so many replies, it is difficult for the layperson to truly appreciate the awesome spectacle that is Ultimate Rochambo Fighter Arena…until now.
For those that are intimidated by the sheer volume of the thread, or are just plain lazy, I’d like to share my Best Of… with you, or some of what I’d consider the cream-of-the-crop missives destined to be classics. And I invite others to share your favorites. Your contribution will go a long way in perpetuating the quintessential characteristic of our unique, American, culture, aka instant gratification.
With that, I begin…
Disclaimers: Edited for content, bad spelling, grammar, and other stuff you’d rather not want to read. Judging based on creativity, execution, artistic expression, and the number 10.
Osip:
“Cad? you lesser ghost from a has-been video game! Fist-full of hydrogen? Bah! I shall fill the room with the after effects of a Beer and burrito evening! What are you gonna do now that your hydrogen has been displaced with my noxious methane vapor? Beware the Osip and his love of spicy Mexican foods!”
Scupper:
“I counter your Bay City Rollers with the phoenix-like, continually-reborn John Travolta’s Career! And, whilst you are staggering in the face of such mediocrity, I hit you below the belt with the Geneva Convention-Prohibited Scrappy Doo!!!”
jr8
“And the John Leguizamo Ethnic Sitcom attack goes wide as it strikes the wrong Jim Davidson! Try again, bub! In a flurry of attacks, I dropkick the Priceline.com Commercials, Shatner and all into a Stock Market Correction, then reverse and knock the Vat of Industrial Strength Acetone into the Love Canal! To recap, that’s a Jim Davidson, Stock Market Correction and Love Canal to beat. I am the Man!”
TKD2DAN
“As for you Foxfyre, I counter your Richard Smalley with a RICHARD SIMMONS “DEAL-A-MEAL” WEIGHT LOSS PLAN. That should keep you tied up for a while. As for the rest of you (I truly hate to do this) I will have to bring out MY MOMMY (now you’re gonna get it).”
more to come…(I hope)
