Best Out of Context Quotes

I was recently given a book called The Second Coming by a man who fancied himself capable of unifying all religions and science into one cohesive whole. What came out was like a bad translation of Scientology. Sparing you the details, I think there are some absolutely hilarious quotes from his book. Anybody else got good out of context quotes? I don’t want to exclude any media really…never know where good material may arise.

THE QUOTES:

  1. SUBCHAPTER A: THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND AND WHY HER IGNORANCE IS PERPETUAL

  2. Caucasions that do not fit the DNA characters [of the master race who is supposedly holding down the African American people]:
    People with hair darker than natural extreme blonde
    People who are born with hair on their heads
    People who tan easily
    People with low IQ’s as established by deranged psychologists
    Caucasian men with large penises :eek:

  3. The real Garden of Eden was actually a lavatory.

I am not making these up. I would never have thought of that last one if I tried, not in a million years. This guy is a real :wally

Well, if the artist’s renditions I’ve seen are at all accurate it must’ve been well-fertilized. :smiley: