Chevy Subdivision, next step up from the Suburban.
Ford Fiasco.
Llada Crapola.
Audi Doody.
There is also the well-known Nissan President. I like how “Presidential” mimics “Continental.”
You people are not giving this the seriousness it deserves.
Guys might buy a Lexus Zipper.
How about
LeRapier
Gran Toledo Salamanca
Mazda Owl (Unibrow?)
Infiniti Moebius
Mitsubishi Acorn, also/or the Water Chestnut
Alfa Romeo Scaramouche
No, but **Fandango **has a ring to it.
See post #7. I’m coming after you for trademark infringement!
I shall cease and desist, my legal research department failed me,
Can I interest you in a Lincoln Decapitator as compensation?
Saab Story (RIP Saab)
Ford Every Stream
Jeep Erscreepers
Infiniti N-Beyond
Infinity Andbeyond, a family oriented minivan
Ford Prefect - Acts a bit odd, but gets you places
Chevy Chase - Ultimate family vacation vehicle
Dodge Ballz - Supercar targeted to post-PE traumatized, now super rich geeks
Jeep RoadQueen - like most Jeeps, it ain’t going off-road anyway. Might as well acknowledge it.
Harley Quinn - A motorcycle for bad girls
Some more,
Toyota Soccermom
GMC/Chevy Suburban Housewife
Jeep Liberteen (cause daddy doesn’t want his 16 year old princess going off road)
Mazda Rx is what the doctor ordered for midlife crisis
Cadillac Escalate for when daddy’s Little Princess grows up
I’m pretty sure that that is a 3 series BMW.
I think a large SUV called Prairie Schooner would be good. Probably a GMC.
V8 interceptor. A piece of history.
Ford Cupboard - SUV with extra room for stuff
Volkswagen Wolf - special edition for the bad boys on wall street
Jaguar Gotcha - finally figured out how to make a good suspension
Kia Liberation - if you have a Soul, you’ll want this
Nope, wasn’t aware of the UK model. I was just riffing on the “Hitchhiker’s Guide” character.
That was our nickname for my ex’s Ford Fiesta. Broke down every 100 km, that piece of shit.
Ford Rustang (for the Mach II version)