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There’s a story that sometime in the late '80s or early '90s Dodge was trying to find a new name for their new, ultra-macho muscle car. They tested various names on various focus groups, and some of the women in the groups were unhappy with the image being promoted. Reportedly, one of them said, “Why don’t you just call it The Stalker.”
AMC had a Gremlin (and boy, did that car have gremlins), perhaps we need a new model called the Troll that has the ability to upload stupid comments while driving.
Toyota Pious High-Bred;
For snooty blueblood religious fanatics who think they’re better than those loathsome “commoners”
How about the Ford Theater? Maybe made by Lincoln? 
I was the proud owner of a 1972 Gremlin. It was. . . quirky.
Lincoln is made by Ford, so you would have the Ford Theater and the Lincoln version would probably be called Assassin
As was pretty much every AMC car ever made. I’d still be happy to have an AMX/401 Javelin in the driveway though.
In keeping with their “F” theme, Ford Fimbulwinter. (Giant SUV. Designed for good traction in snow.)
The whole joke behind the Hitchhiker’s Guide character’s name was that when he first arrived on Earth he mistook the car for a living creature and named himself after it.
GMC Grand Uppity
Tesla Super Cilious
I have a friend still racing an AMX. My Gremlin however, sucked wind.