Best Poster to Answer

AxeElf?

Ardred wants it known that if the above answer is correct, he came up with it.

If it’s incorrect, we won’t rest until we figure it out. :slight_smile:

No rest for you.

I think I’m in trouble here for coming up with something that actually turns out to be too obscure…

AUGH! I had this all assembled and the stupid hamsters ate my post!

TRYING AGAIN, to recap Ethilrist’s question, clues, and all the incorrect answers!

THE QUESTION:
Who should we talk to about all these darned elves that need killin’?

THE CLUES:
#1: “It’s not from any of the books, but none of the LOTR geeks have ever had any problem answering riddles I have posted associated with this.”

#2: Mineral.

#3: Not Thorin’s.

THE INCORRECT GUESSES:
Sauron
FairyChatMom
Melkor
Orc Samurai
Ugluk
mithril
Eric_Balrog
Darwinself
AxeElf

<grumble grumble> Copy, Paste, Stupid Hamsters…

pant, pant

Durinsbane?

Ooooo, that’s a good one…I completely forgot about that one, hunting for its more “universal” name of “Balrog”.

OK well I’m gonna just post one for entertainment value while we’re working on the Ethilrist Enigma.

I want to decorate my outdoors eating area with an Irish-influenced theme. Any suggestions?

Paddy O’Furniture.

OK, mine next: Why is Duke’s girlfriend burning bright? :slight_smile:

Is your girlfriend Tiggrkitty? If so, you might want to find out why she’s running around in the forests at night.

In response to my question: “Before she changed her name, who would have the go-to poster for a question on Mare Imbrium?”, I received this reply:

You are correct – she’s now Profane. As for your latest challenge, I’m still mulling it over.

I got one for y’all.

“You are not old, you _____ .”

You’re killing me here, Ethilrist.

mithrilhawk?

rjung.

Robin

Ethilrist… is it YOU???

Yes… but WHY?

Actually, I’m betting that Duke’s girlfriend is Tiger Tiger.

Does your username translate to Elf Bane?

Close enough. Orcrist (Thorin Oakenshield’s sword, that Frodo & The Gang found in a barrow along with Glamdring) translates as Orc Cleaver; my user name is taken from a sword of elf slaying in a D&D game.

FilmGeek is eligible to post a question.

OUTSTANDING QUESTIONS

  1. If you were just starting out and wanted help building leadership skills, who would you talk to? (Ethilrist)
    We need a clue, Ethilrist.

  2. I was just strolling along a street in Leipzig and, suddenly, I smelled smoke! It was me! (5-4-fighting)
    Hint: The particular city is not important, just the part of the world.
    We need another clue, 5-4-fighting.

  3. Who should I ask for advice about my Japanese main-squeeze? (CandidGamera)

  4. This Doper went back on body of water with heavy metal. (Knowed Out)

  5. Why is Duke’s girlfriend burning bright? (Duke)
    Possible answers - please verify, Duke!
    Tiggrkitty? (Roland Orzabal)
    Tiger Tiger. (DogMom)

  6. You are not old, you _____ . (Miller)
    Possible answers - please verify, Miller!
    rjung. (MsRobyn)

Thanks for the recap, laina. Wasn’t looking forward to going back through all that… :wink: