I knew it was too easy. shakes fist
But I thought if I seemed really confident, you’d let it slide. 
Correct! “associate” alluded to some distant memory of chemistry which I probably got all wrong! 
Questions, and the posters who posed them, so you know who to kill, plus pending possibly-correct answers.
“Who should we talk to about all these darned elves that need killin’?” - Ethilrist’s.
“He had a remarkable love…” - DaphneBlack’s - possible answers erislover, Westley.
“If you were just starting out and wanted help building leadership skills, who would you talk to?” - Ethilrist’s.
“I was just strolling along a street in Liepzieg and, suddenly, I smelled smoke! It was me!” - 5-4-fighting’s.
“Who would I talk to about Hitchhiker’s Guide trivia, mostly?” - CandidGamera’s. Not FordPrefect.
“When the common man is done hallucinating, they realize this is the actual successor to Elizabeth.” - 5-4-fighting’s. Possibly RealityChuck.
Sauron
I’d like some footwear I can paint on. Who should I see?
CanvasShoes.
“Who makes the smartest hamburgers?”
Zaphod Beeblebrox, of course.
“If you were just starting out and wanted help building leadership skills, who would you talk to?”
AskNott?? Its kind of obscure…
OK here’s one:
Knock Knock
Who’s th- MOO!!!
Who would I talk to about Hitchhiker’s Guide trivia, mostly?" - CandidGamera’s. Not FordPrefect.
Harmless
“When the common man is done hallucinating, they realize this is the actual successor to Elizabeth.”
RealityChuck
SentientMeat
I need to speak to an expert about my muffler.
“Who should we talk to about all these darned elves that need killin’?”
Technically, not the answer I was looking for (not specific enough, and that wasn’t Sauron’s motivation), but that one does work, too. Still waiting for the LOTR fanatics to see this one…
Ghanima:
“If you were just starting out and wanted help building leadership skills, who would you talk to?”
AskNott?? Its kind of obscure…
Nope. More obscure than that, I’m afraid.
We have a poster named Interrupting Cow???
Knock Knock
Who’s th- MEWWW!!!
Correct!
Correct!
Is that a PussyCow?
Yep.
Interrupting Cow
Stupid fourth page…
shakes fist at Eth
I’d like some footwear I can paint on. Who should I see?
CanvasSneakers, natch.
I’ll defer to the already open ones before posting a new one.
Ahem.
That shoulda said “Canvas Shoes”
Psst. Post #145.