“Eat the Music” by Kate Bush. I don’t really need to explain the symbolism in the lyrics, do I?
She Goes Down - Motley Crüe and possible Slice of your Pie?
Holy shit, I had never heard that song before and it’s one of the most delightfully dirty things I’ve ever heard. 
And “On Top Of Old Smokie” is about …:rolleyes:
Traffic infraction ticket avoidance. Amiright?
I’ve always thought ‘Love in an Elevator’ by Aerosmith qualified.
Battle Hymn of the Republic?