I just had to share this. This came in as spam recently on the board and it has been deleted it. But I wonder how many customers they get aside from other robots:
[QUOTE=some spammer]
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[/QUOTE]
Name of company deleted.
The website it linked to looked very professional aside from the fact that the English was just as bad.
I am so confuseds. Most time, the company name is *****. I vouchsafe *****, it are good company and all essay I buying from them work good for grade. But one time, writer say ******. That company is devil work himself. Please, dont use ******, they takes all you’re moneys and never giving essay. You loose good moneys if you try ******.
I suspect that without reading it, that’s the only problem you would see. Because harmonicamoon made reformatting a prerequisite of reading it, and the other issues are only uncovered by reading.
I think the formatting issue is sufficient to merit comment. Certainly, the brightest and most brilliantly-composed prose formatted into an unparseable wall of text is as lamentable as a tidily-formatted bowl of word salad topped with bad-grammar dressing and misspelling croutons.
In other words, it was bad at a glance. No deeper inspection needed or merited. I have no idea why you feel hung up on this.
No, I actually read every misbegotten word of it. And chuckled. But harmonicamoon’s point is valid. Harmonicamoon said the box full of shit wasn’t worth opening because it was amply covered with shit, and you’re annoyed he didn’t open the box and run his fingers through the shit to truly grok the full depth of the shittiness. Some folks have a lower tolerance for shit. This is not a complex concept.
I’ve had my say about this hijack. You’re clearly allowed to be offended by how harmonicamoon chose to participate in this discussion, but hijacking your own thread is pretty counterproductive.
It’s a great post, and a fabulous example of ironically incompetent spam. Hilarious, and all that. I really did get the point of the OP. The followup discussion, not so much.
He actually had no idea what was in the box. And no, the paragraph isn’t really all that long, certainly not long enough to make it impossible to read. That’s an absurd exaggeration. He decided not to read it for a trivial reason.
You’ve actually been the one to hijack it, but thanks for bumping it repeatedly.
Then why did you decide to engage in that discussion?:dubious:
