All right, it appears I have been beaten in a couple cases. Which is no bad deal, anytime I get to hear such stories of tin foil it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
I plan to post one more time after this. Right now I’ll tell you what happened with Tim and the tin foil. Sometime tomorrow I’ll tell you a story that takes place months later but relates… also another picture!
Unfortunately I wasn’t home when Tim got back, but immediately my phone did ring. "It was, of course, Tim; and he was laughing his ass off! “What did yuse guys dooooo?” Now Dave and I were never worried about any sort of negative reaction. We knew Tim pretty well and we still haven’t been able to figure out anything that really bothers him. Most people are not like this. Imagine someone besides you was allowed to freely search and go through EVERY SINGLE THING in the room while you were gone and unaware. I certainly believe that every single one of my friends who are women would not be my friend anymore if this happened to them. I guess that’s just what makes guys guys.
Dave and I were sure that by placing all his posters and wall hangings over the tin foil that it would ensure the tin foil would stay up indefinitely. Tim is not the most motivated person when it comes to cleaning… or anything for that matter. But no, most of it came down early the next morning. I say most because all the pieces, the little little pieces secured by tape remained. What, you actually expect Tim to go through the trouble of removing all those? So the room looked like some sort of hideous starry constellation that reflected all over.
Now, what to do with so much tin foil? No, we did not make hats. When Tim took it down he crumpled all the larger pieces in loosely crunched large pieces of foil. My idea: a giant tin foil ball!
But unfortunately it was harder than I thought. It would be easy starting from the beginning but instead I had to combine a number of smaller crunched up pieces. So I have to duct tape many parts together while trying to compress them together as much as possible. I was able to covers some parts with the foil, but the duct tape stuck out like many loose pieces of foil like tentacles. So instead of my dreamed Pee-Wee Herman style ball I had something that looked more like a cheap alien monster from the original Star Trek series. The ball had a dimension of about 3’x3’, which was after we tried to crush the thing as much as possible, and surprisingly light.
Ugly as it was you could not beat the novelty of owning your own giant foil ball. Things we did with it:
- Look at it, because it was fantastic
- Hurl it downstairs at unsuspecting guest
- Display it on our front lawn and make a sign charging people $5 for their picture with it
- Sell it to an art student (I never did hear back from that bitch)
- Rub it for good luck while the Red Sox head to the World Series (It works!)
- Annoy your girlfriends because you won’t throw it away
Eventually we all had to move and go our own separate ways. No one could take the ball. I was moving to a shitty apartment (I quickly moved again), Tim was moving home, and Dave’s girlfriend gave him a big NO. It was with a heavy heart that we left it, and for months I missed it.
(Sorry, this came out much longer than expected)