Freudian Slit.
I couldn’t help but actually laugh out loud when I first read:
** Eyebrows of Doom!**
Thanks maplekiwi (whose name I like a lot too)! I’ve always wanted to make a list like this and now you’ve done me the honor. 
I am sad and disappointed that I haven’t been mentioned.
I’m sure that’s only because someone is saving you for a ‘cute ‘n’ cuddly’ thread.
I can only hope. 
I could make a list of about 40 to 60 from this board. All the other boards I’ve seen combined can only generate one:
Lucky Diogee (D-O-G)
Whatever happened to iamthecowgodmoo? Name change? The name always reminded me of that one South Park episode.
I remember that episode!
One of my video game teammates used to go by the name Captain Reacharound, and that got a lot of laughs.
There was also The Chao Goes Mu, which was wonderful.
YAMS!
It’s been copied a few times, but back in my CS days I came across a player on a pubbie named
**Furious George
**
I loved that one. Especially in a nice violent FPS.
Thank you. I’m genuinely touched.
Don’t poke the bear, Dad!
Wartime Consigliore
**Stands with a Fish **- it’s an old one, not on this board.
Or that they are a fan of ex-Dokken lead guitarist George Lynch
Sofa King… I thought he was just a couch potato until I changed the emphasis.
Why, thank you!
I like too many names to count.
Someone here has the username umop ap!sdn. I adored it so much that I tried to make it my own username somewhere else, but it contained invalid characters. 