Best way to decribe me with one word?

My hair is still wet from showering an hour or so ago.

Wierd.

Galoot.

If you still want to join the dorkusmalorkusmafia, the only word to describe you would be dorky. Mwuhahahahahahah

Yike! Was this supposed to describe YOU? I take it back. I don’t know if you’re a galoot.

You hear fewer “me’s” from a pre-concert Pavorotti.

Attention starved puppy in a dual income house.

Red head; nice rack; puts out.

Wait a second here…

Slap-happy.

newbie

self-serving?

Guys, I didn’t want to start a thread about this until I had your approval, but is it alright If I collected some primary research data for my marketing assignment?

It’s about a pair of boots I’m trying to introduce to the footwear market.

Me: honest

You: curious

oh look, a badger

A one word sentence.

WYSIWYG

Tall.

Me: Tired.

You: INCESSANT

Oy.