Hm. More like:
Chutzbah
Wanker.
Okay, okay, I don’t care if it’s two words, but I have the sum of your being:
Caudex mirabilis
you:Penis.
me: observant?
Interesting.
One word: Shrug.
One sentence: I don’t ask questions, I just have fun. (Thank you Bugs.)
Damn.
Supercallifragilisticexpialidocious!
Concise!
Capable or Competent
Irrelevant
Pitted.
You: Research
Me: Oh dear God not this again…
as long as this is bumped anyway…
No, no, no, Samarm, it’s like this.
See? 
Priapism.
Overindulged.
Dead.
Wait–just realized it’s only Saturday. Whoops.
Dead as in banned or as in no need to breathe? You did realize this was a rather cryptic comment, yes?
Well, I happen to have knowledge that a certain video was forwarded to Ryan_Liam’s house and I’m pretty sure he’s seen it by now, and . . . well, there’s no need to get into it here, iampunha, since you’re next on the list . . .
Enthused/loquacious. It’s a tie!