but turkeys are better eating… Good luck & happy thanksgiving!
Gee, Fierra, didn't you ever have any bald eagle? Don't worry, it doesn't taste like chicken.
It tastes like spotted owl…
I wouldn’t last a day in Boulder…
Dearest Satan:
You’ll get a job…don’t fret. Yer the freekin’ king of all that is evil…create a job you hoser. Law seems a likely direction to take.
Just wanted to pipe in and wish good luck to Satan from me and PD.
I’ve apparently missed out on too much lately. 
Brian, I’m in your corner, rooting for you. As has been said, you’ll land on your feet running. And not away either.
If there’s something I can do to help, just holler, or ping me or whatever. I’m here for you.
Take care, Brian and you and Libby take care of each other, as I know you will. A better job will come up soon for you. You deserve only the best.
{{{{{{{Satan}}}}}}}
Best of luck, Satan. Hope everything works out, all that. We’ll keep the back door open, but don’t go having parties when no one else is home. We’re trusting you now, young man, and I don’t expect you to let us down. Are you listening to me? Now, there’s $20 under the plant in the kitchen next to the sink. Order yourself a pizza. See you when I see you.
~Sarah
Go, Satan, Go! Go, Satan, Go!
Hey, you’re lucky I didn’t get out my cheerleader outfit.
We’re all pulling for you, Satan. Best of luck in all that you do, and make sure to come back to us sometime.
That Satan is one baaaaaaad motha-
Shut yo mouth!
I’m just talkin’ bout Satan.
Sorry to hear the bad news Brian.
Hang in there. Get focused. Get mad. Get a new power tie and a crisp white shirt. Go get 'em.
I’d wish you luck but I know you won’t need it.
Hope to see you back here soon.
Good luck to you, from a recent (seven months ago) lay-off recipient. I can say now, even though I am just temping, that it is probably one of the best things that ever happened to me to get out of there. You are a good person, and smart. I’m sure you’ll find something even better.
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[Sorry I didn’t see this earlier.]
Hang tight, Satan…the best is yet to come.
Best of luck with the job hunt, Satan.
Good Luck, Satan. Hope you find a great job in your field.
Getting canned sucks, but you’ll rebound in a big way, I’m sure. I’ll think a good thought for you, Satan.
Good luck!
Good luck Brian.
When I lost my job, somebody told me to remember: “Whenever one door closes, another door opens up.”
Best of luck on the job search!
<insert pix of small kitten holding onto table top with one paw>