Bet you wish yours was this strong

Spoofe,

You really should read the sign, “Notice there’s no P in our OOL, please keep it that way”

Sorry, I hadda do that.

Spoofe, I challenge you to a game of billiards. :slight_smile:

I wouldn’t touch this thread with a ten foot…never mind.

I wonder if they are circumsized? Oh heck, it won’t make any difference…

Hell, I use mine to catch swordfish.

I heard about this on Bob and Tom this morning too. I also heard the they only moved the bus 12 inches.

Wimps.

Why if I had a penis…

I second what Coldfire said. :D:D

Pushing a bus uphill is easy, real he men approach the side of the bus and then tip it over on its’ roof.

I wasn’t talking about “P”, dear. I was talking about… well… I’m sure you can use your imagination. ::evil grin::

Wimps. The lot of you. A true man’s man will just stroll up to a crowded bus stop, sporting his erection, and cry, “Climb aboard. First stop - Van Ness Avenue.”

:eek: Let me just say that’s severely frightening.

I never saw that in any Hong Kong kung fu movies.

<voice totally out of sinc with mouth movements:>
“you dirty guy, wait 'til I get my penis out!”

Who’s up for making a movie?

Has anyone ever seen The Sound of One Hand Clapping, perchance? I forget exactly what it was about (never actually saw it myself), but it involved ninjas, a monk, kung fu, and a penis. Exactly how, I’m not quite sure.

Now if all that was for real, dont you think that they would have done It butt naked? Shit, I can tie a rope around my waste, put on some baggy pants and pull a bus.

It looks mighty fake to me.

It is. :wink:

BTW, in the photo, I’m pretty sure the ropes are attached to harnesses.

(emphasis mine) Eeewwwww… If you end up doing this, don’t fell like you have to post a link to the picture here, mmmmkay?

Aww shit(no pun intended) sorry, please read waste as waist.
Although some times the smell is so strong that I think it could get up and slither away.

techchick68 if you’ve got the bus, I’ve got the rope. Let’s get it on!

“O! it is excellent
To have a giant’s strength, but it is tyrannous
To use it like a giant.”
–Measure for Measure, Act 2, scene ii
[sub]Not that I’d know.[/sub]

I just noticed something…

These guys practice “Qi Gong”…?

Wasn’t that Obi-Wan’s Jedi Master in The Phantom Menace?