Bet you wish yours was this strong

Saw Techchick68’s name as the thread starter, read the title, knew what this would be about. I’m waiting for “Golfing with SPOOFE” to grace the Sunday afternoon sportsathon on my TV. No swimming, please.

(Didn’t anybody tell these guys about Tug-Ahoy?)

Well, after looking at the picture, it seems to me the guy in the middle just blew a stone. The look on his face isn’t one of mystical detachment.

My favorite Mustard flavored Man-witch said:

Am I THAT transparent?

< giggle >

Another bunch of guys pulling a bus with their schlongs tied to ropes…The truly talented don’t need the ropes.

In the sense of Mills Lang or Marvin Gaye?

I apologize in advance. I just came from the Flava Flav thread. I can’t help myself and it’s all my father’s fault.

But aren’t these guys a bit cocky thinking they can get away with this?

::ducks, runs, hides, giggles quietly::

Yep, but the view is magnificent from here.

(“Mustard flavored Man-witch”!? Whoo, call me defibrilated!)

[I never saw that in any Hong Kong kung fu movies. ]

You haven’t watched the right Kung Fu movies :X

I think I figured out the “why” though… they’re gearing up for this: http://fathom.org/opalcat/livejournal/censored.jpg

Great balls o’ fire ('scuse the expression)!

::sentimental sniff::

Alert Dopers pursue the Fight Against Ignorance in oh, so many strange ways. And this is one of the strangest.

What Iron Chef does to food, this does to car commercials. Oh, c’mon, try not to think, “like a rock…Ram tough!..this was a very good washing machine!”

Or maybe just dubious exercise equipment. Sheesh, wimpy Occidentals worry about buns and abs of steel!

Veb
(“Fuki-san!” “Floor it, Ota!”)