Beyonce Knowles' new video kills me. I love it.

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Good lord, that was… good lord.

I bet Kanyé won’t be storming the stage at the awards show THIS year.

I actually think a lot of the choreography in the video is exciting and vibrant. If I had a complaint, it would be the linearity of the movement. Especially at the beginning there’s not a lot of horizontal movement to engage the viewer but even so, it has an isolation and discreteness that I suspect you would find difficult to recreate yourself. And anyway, I often find that within the ugly, we find beauty still.

For a moment I thought you meant this, but that’s “crimping” (NB: contains one naughty word at the end). It’d be awesome to see Beyonce do that though.

I am amazed that Beyonce can do those moves at all, let alone sing during them - I remember seeing Destiny’s Child performing the highly aerobic dancing for “Survivor” while singing live and damned if they didn’t do it. But it’s ultimately a novelty act that doesn’t really have any artistic merit, and the song is forgettable.

I love how serious some of the conversation has gotten in this thread. Honestly, I just find the dancing hilarious. I don’t think Beyonce is all that bad(though that song is lame). It just makes me giggle to watch the 48 seconds and on moment where they dance.

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That bizarre shoulder thing for some reason reminded me of Pat Benetar’s boob-shake dance in Love Is a Battlefield.

Approx. 3:20 in. And yes, I know you can do a link to a particular time in a Youtube video, I’m just lazy.

This video is a sequel to the “Love is a Battlefield” video. See my full synopsis in Post#16.

Yes, it looks like some exceptionally weird tropical bird mating ritual…

That’s what I’m saying. The shoulder shaking in the beginning looks exactly like a upset chicken, glaring at you and ruffling it’s neck.

I realize what krumping is, but the feathers do not work with the dance.

Ahhh, didn’t see that. I did a search on “Benatar” and didn’t find anything, so I was giving myself props on my cleverness.

Curse you! :mad:

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Imma let you finish, but that’s pretty bad, and I speak as someone who would like to drink Beyonce’s bathwater.

Even those legs couldn’t keep me distracted.

Regards,
Shodan

Hmm. Maybe I’m lucky enough to see a lot more traditional African dance than some people, and I also see a lot of South London street dance, which is very heavily influenced by African tradition. I really don’t see why you would be crying with laughter at this video. I didn’t listen to the song, by the way, I had to watch it with the sound off.

My thoughts exactly.

I don’t follow pop music or keep up with who is popular, etc. I know who Beyonce is, and she’s definitely gorgeous. I’ve heard a few of her songs once or twice, but I don’t understand why her music is popular, unless it’s just because she’s hot. Anyone?

You want to see some really good dancing? - YouTube
Try this.