Beyonce

Oh snap. Thanks once again, SDMB, for increasing my vocabulary! I suppose I’d never seen that one before because I don’t e-mail or text with anyone who would say such a thing, and message-board-wise, I don’t visit Stormfront.

I knew it couldn’t be anything good once I’d gotten past ‘ooks and eeks’.

Oh shit, is that a thing too? scurries off to Google Egad, it is! Hey, um, can y’all send me a copy of the Secret White Racist Code Handbook? I know it’s against the rules, but I’ll give you the Jive Handbook if you promise to keep it a secret.

Holy cow, and it is revealed right in the repulsive domain names.

HAHAAAA!!! Why did I look it up???

Neither do I. The hell of it is that the stupid and nasty people are just as creative as the intelligent ones, so there are always new slurs.

Oh, I totally didn’t know it was a thing across the internet. I just interpreted the ‘monkey noises’ thing from the tenor of the post. By the end, I was only wondering what the T and B stood for.

I had no idea what TNB was until I looked it up to figure out what the hell he was talking about. I admit the ooks and eeks went right by me - too much Pratchett, no doubt.

Our friend cory is far more perceptive than I, as it went by me too. I just thought he was being a hater. Typical old guy yelling at cloud about how the kids’ music ain’t no good anymore, and it’s all made of plastic, and how back in his day, all the incoherent rambling was done by Bob Dylan, and so forth.

Me too.

Posters who’ve churned out (electronic) sheaves of intensely racist bullshit for months or even years are still members in good standing, and all it took was three letters for this guy to get the catapult.

Beyonce’s publicist doesn’t want people to see these pictures, so you should look at them and send them to everybody you know with instructions that they do the same.

The whole controversy over those pictures kills me. Sure, she looks goofy, but it also shows how incredibly goddamned into her performance she was. Girl wasn’t afraid of looking “ugly” to really tear up the stage. How many pop stars just prance and pose so there won’t be a single unflattering photo?

Get it, Bey. Work it!

Oh god, the bottom of the article has me dying:

Seriously, though. Does it really take a dancer to know that there will be times on stage where your face isn’t going to look like a cosmetics ad? Sometimes your face gets scrunched up, and while the performance overall looks good, if someone captured stills of every moment, there are going to be a lot of them where you’re not looking your best. Silly stuff.

Oh snap!

No, it wasn’t three letters. He’d made a bunch of other racist comments.

slinks away slowly from the “Why do Moderators Allow Some Racist Horse Shit but Not Others?” discussion

So how about that Beyonce, huh? I wasn’t impressed by her performance. 4/10.

I thought* she* did fine. Sounded like crap though. One would think that by now someone would have figured out how to properly mic someone outdoors. Is it really that hard? Seems like they have this problem every year. Or do stadium concerts always sound like garbage?

Can I just say I think the Grammys red carpet proves my point re: Kelly’s hawtness over Bey.

Stadium concerts are sort of like banquet food–if it’s a great performance, it’s a plus, but really it’s all about the spectacle. I think this is particularly true for the Super Bowl, but for some performers it’s true of every performance (Madonna).

I have always thought Beyonce was talented, gorgeous, and very hardworking. I’m not that familiar with her work except in the movies, but she obviously works very hard and is as much of a control freak about her performances as Madonna, apparently. And I think she probably started out with more inherent talent than Madonna.

All I’ve heard, I think she qualifies as a Diva.

PS not everybody gets stretch marks. I’ll bet Beyonce had one (at least!) personal trainer that guided her through pregnancy. She probably has a staff of personal trainers.

You knew this was coming.

The Internet is Doing a Bang Up Job on Beyonce Photoshops

Love the Ursula one :smiley: