Twenty-five years ago (plus or minus) I had a very funny summary of the Bible that covered “everything” on one page. The gospels, for example, were something like:
Jesus was born, preached, performed miracles, suffered, died and was resurrected much to the astonishment of his followers.
I think it was titled Readers Digest Version–but it’s not the “real” Reader’s Digest Bible. It may have been published in the Wittenberg Door.
Anyway, I can’t find it on line and I’m hoping someone here can. I hope it’s still funny after all these years. Thanks!
I remember long ago, Johnny Carson had a gag during his Carnac routine. He had to summarize the bible in one word.
The word: Sinbad!
What font size would that be on MS Word? 
But have they figured out how many angels can dance on the pin head?
Looks like I’m going to have to look for my paper copy–I’m sure it’s “somewhere” in the filing system. Unfortunately, I tend to file using the FAS (first available surface) method.
Didn’t find the whole Bible on one page… but I found a couple of the books…
Just think, if the whole Bible was summarized on one page, it would have made my “Writings of the New Testament” class a lot easier… or at least shorter.
I forbid anyone from making the obvious “Bible inscribed onto a pinhead” joke. Really, some things are just too easy.