"Biblical" Marrages? are people really okay with this?

[StusBlues]

@Diogenes_the_Cynic

My dick is my cite.

You’ve had anal sex with preachers’ daughters?

[Bloodless_Turnip]

…adolescents living with both biological parents reported a later median age at first intercourse (17.6) than adolescents living in any other family situation (16.2-16.6).

Not a huge difference there. I was expecting a larger gap.

I wonder though, if kids in one group or the other are more prone to lying about what age they first had sex.

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

@StusBlues

You’ve had anal sex with preachers’ daughters?

You haven’t?

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

@Bloodless_Turnip

Not a huge difference there. I was expecting a larger gap.

I wonder though, if kids in one group or the other are more prone to lying about what age they first had sex.

There’s probably an economic factor here too.

[Kearsen]

Is it too late to ask my wife for this “Biblical Marriage”?

[woodstockbirdybird]

@Shodan

No, that wasn’t the claim. You said The vast majority of single-parent households are a single mother with her child(ren). Children who are raised in single-parent households - not 2-parent families, as you alleged - are twice as likely to have illegitimate children. Therefore, your observation is wrong.

Would you like to try to shift the goal posts to something else? Suppose we define “promiscuous” based on age at first intercourse.

As has already been pointed out to you, “having illegitimate children” does not equal “being promiscuous”. I never said jack shit about children in 2-parent households having more illegitimate children. I said, in my experience (since brazil was arguing from his “observations”), teen girls from 2-parent families with a religious upbringing slept around more (with me and my friends, anyway) in high school. The fact that we didn’t have illegitimate children had to do with proper sex education and use of birth control. Who’s moving goalposts, again? You have literally proven nothing I said to be false.

[VinylTurnip]

@Kearsen

Is it too late to ask my wife for this “Biblical Marriage”?

I couldn’t really say without knowing your wife biblically.

[Jack_Batty]

@woodstockbirdybird

I said, in my experience (since brazil was arguing from his “observations”), teen girls from 2-parent families with a religious upbringing slept around more (with me and my friends, anyway) in high school.

Yeah, but that’s only because they wanted you to lead them into subordination and then eat all their spaghetti … if I’m understanding the Bible correctly, that is.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@Diogenes_the_Cynic

Nah, the preachers daughters just lie about it. And they take it in the pooper so they don’t get pregnant (and they can still say they’re “virgins”).

I concur.

[Freudian_Slit]

@Jack_Batty

Yeah, but that’s only because they wanted you to lead them into subordination and then eat all their spaghetti … if I’m understanding the Bible correctly, that is.

Can’t have any pudding if you don’t eat yer spaghetti…

[woodstockbirdybird]

@jack batty

yeah, but that’s only because they wanted you to lead them into subordination and then eat all their spaghetti … If i’m understanding the bible correctly, that is.

I’m eating your spaghetti!

[The_Second_Stone]

Where can I advertise for one (or more) of these submissive wives? I, too, do not like house work and want sandwiches made for me. Does anyone have a catalog?

[Miller]

@Rand_Rover

The type of folks I’m talking to typically don’t make actual arguments for any position. But at least one has implied that it’s abuse, and others have said that it just shouldn’t be done, which is tantamount to saying it should be illegal.

So, let’s recap. In an effort to demonstrate that liberals want to outlaw things they don’t agree with, Rand Rover a conservative, has demonstrated an inability to distinguish between “I don’t think people should do that,” and “I don’t think people should be allowed to do that.”

I don’t think I’ve ever seen an argument annihilate itself as completely as that.

[Burton]

Sounds like more like a Taliban marriage to me.

[aruvqan]

@StusBlues

You’ve had anal sex with preachers’ daughters?

I know my brother did on at least 2 occasions with 2 different PKs in his high school class. I know both of the ladies in question well enough to have fairly personal gossip sessions with them about their dating habits. [this was in 76-78]

[Jack_Batty]

Your brother fucks place kickers?

[Capitaine_Zombie]

@Really_Not_All_That_Bright

I concur.

What? You two met in the same asshole?

[Bryan_Ekers]

@silenus

… and hope the police don’t question you when his wife snaps and goes after him with a Garden Weasel.

Well, Noah had the foresight to have a pair of garden weasels on the ark, so I guess it’s fitting.

[VinylTurnip]

@Jack_Batty

Your brother fucks place kickers?

Promise Keepers. I always suspected they were on the down low.

[Kearsen]

@VinylTurnip

I couldn’t really say without knowing your wife biblically.

I’ll make you the same deal I made with the last guy. If you pick up half the bills, you may!