BickByro,

BickByro: Please detail for us your training and background in the science of geology. List the schools you have attended, the degrees you have earned, and the articles you have published regarding the subject.

What? None? Oh, okay. Then your unfounded, unscientific speculations have less weight than the pixels that display them. You insist on using your own theorizing as a citation, without providing any backup, and yet you have absolutely no scientific qualifications to speak of. Call me a raving loon if you must, but I’d prefer to take the word of the thousands and thousands and thousands of better-educated, better-informed experts over your television-inspiring noodling.

Look. It’s very nice that you really, really want to educate yourself in the sciences that prove (and they do prove, your high-pitched hand-waving aside) that U.S. astronauts visited the moon, took pictures, collected samples, and came back. However, it seems that you will not be satisfied until you yourself have actually earned the degrees in mathematics, high-energy particle physics, geology, orbital mechanics, and everything else that allow you to fully, totally understand the behavior of light, the nature of alpha radiation, the triangulation of radio signals, and everything else. If that’s what it’ll take to convince you, then more power to you. Report back in ten years.

As for my part, I can logically, critically look at the issue. NASA’s material has been in the public domain for three decades. It’s been examined by tens of thousands of highly-trained, highly-educated individuals. Transcripts, telemetry, physical samples, film and video – all of it has been completely available to review for thirty years. And it has been extensively reviewed, your stupidly glib dismissal of “mainstream science” notwithstanding, by many, many, many, many, many people with far more expertise than either you or I possess. In all of this time, with all of this attention, not one of the hoax theorists’ claims has made a dent in NASA’s story; everything has been shown to be consistent, documented, and, in the end, unassailable.

I repeat: Attempting to find The Straight Dope on the subject is worthy of honor and admiration. Assuming you’re telling the truth about your intentions, I do not and would not deny you that. But the hoax theory on which you’re still stubbornly resting is a barely a pencil point in the middle of an unimaginably vast ocean of disproof. We find it ridiculous that you continue to put any credence in it, because, frankly, it is ridiculous.

For Christ’s sake, the President of the Goddamn United States can’t keep a fucking blowjob a secret. How in the name of sweet quivering quim do you think a thousand people could conceal any kind of fabrication regarding one of the most impressive and highly public scientific and engineering triumphs of the Twentieth Century?

So, again: Report back in ten years, after you’ve completed advanced studies in physics, geology, mathematics, biology, and all the rest. I’ve got better windmills to tilt at.

Okay, please bear with me on this, because I just don’t get what the problem is. Rocks can be worn down on the outside/oxidized/whatever by air and water, but they aren’t sponges If you pour water on top of a moon rock (yes, I am hypothetically assuming moon rocks are real here) and the inside of that rock will still have never been exposed to water (or air, for that matter). By the same logic, I figure, if you take a 4-billion year old earth rock and scrape away the exposed outer layer, you should still find virgin 4-billion year old rock underneath. As long as the scraping procedure takes place in a vacuum chamber, I don’t see the problem. The outer surface of the rock will have served as a natural “vacuum chamber” for the unexposed rock underneath, no?

Good heavens . . . the boy thinks rocks come in an impermeable shell with a chewy candy center.

Do a Google search on “rock+porosity,” willya?
I’ll even give you a headstart:
http://www.britannica.com/bcom/eb/article/0/0,5716,117860+6+109695,00.html?query=rock%20porosity

Cervaise: For God’s sake, if you’re going to flame me, at least pay attention to what has been discussed. I don’t NEED any degrees/qualifications to tell you that (1) any rock formed before earth had an atmosphere or oceans would by definition have been formed in the absence of air or water (2) such rocks do exist. These are simple facts available to anybody with a basic interest in the history of our planet. jab1 posted a link on the subject just in case you don’t want to take my word for it (and I can see you don’t).

But come on, you really think the Oval Office blowjob sessions were a guarded matter of national security? The government DOES keep secrets from us (and no, not just ones involving aliens or moon hoaxes). They couldn’t have busted that FBI agent for selling our secrets if we didn’t have secrets. How come nobody’s coming forward to spill the beans on all these national secrets? 'Cause they’re fucking secrets!

Guys, this is not the place to discuss the ins and outs of geology. Keep that in the GD thread.

Cervaise, I normally enjoy reading your posts, but your rant against BickByro in this case seems to be nothing more than sticking your fingers in your ears and screaming “Lalalalalalala!” You don’t want him to speculate? Tough. That’s his right.

Let me also say that your objections as stated in your previous post are all based on an appeal to authority, disguised as scientific citation.

Let me repeat that what BickByro is trying to accomplish is not prove a harebrained conspiracy theory a la Jack Dean Tyler. All he seems to be doing is calling into question the complacency with which everyone rejected the theory. Remember that he said as much in this thread.

I find what he’s doing to be laudable and extremely valuable.

Okay, pldennison, I checked your link. I’ve got stuff to say. As Ogre noted, this is not the place for it. If you care to read what I have to say, it’ll be back in GD.

Then you try presenting him with a logical argument . . . any logical argument. Playing devil’s advocate is he? Great. That doesn’t mean he can willfully misinterpret very simple arguments, put words into people’s mouths, and hyper-criticise insignificant points in others’ arguments while ignoring the parts that actually matter.

As for the rock thing, though I really hate to present another argument to Bick, no one has mentioned the huge, gaping, oozing hole in his proposition. Even if we assume that chipping away at an old enough rock will get us a smaller rock that has never been exposed to oxygen or water (which I’m not going to take a Bick’s word – I want someone who knows what he or she is talking about to tell me that that would work), how are you going to get at the rock inside? What, you’re just going to use your tools to knock off the stuff that’s been exposed to air and water? Well geologists tend to notice it when you’ve used a power sander or a hammer and chisel on their rocks.

Anyway, I’m pretty sure Bick won’t buy this, but you never know. . .

And I make the point that just because a majority says so, it ain’t necessarily false.

Let’s take a look at some minority’s that definitely should not be considered accurate…

Heaven’s Gate.

Jonestown.

The KKK.

Dr. Laura and her legions of followers.

Bible Literalists.

People who believe AIDS was sent by God to punish sinners.
The point, dear inor, is thus: If you’re disagreeing with the majority simply because they’re the majority, you have no argument. You want to try to disprove general thinking? Fine. Present some proof. But if you want to be a nonconformist (and believe me, I’m about as nonconformist as you can get) just because you feel like being contrary, don’t expect to be taken seriously.

All right, my impatience is showing. (Well put, Ogre, and thanks for the civility of the tongue-lashing. I’ll come back to that.)

BickByro, you’re absolutely right, the blowjob example was a poor one. So let me offer a different one: the secret of the atomic bomb. Huge, huge, major national secret. Theories dating to the 1930’s, then engineering and experimentation really gets rolling in 1942. The first true a-bomb is detonated in July 1945, and Fat Man and Little Boy drop on Japan the following month.

The Russians infiltrated the project immediately. They were already working on their own bomb project, but it’s generally accepted that their success depended on information stolen from the U.S. At any rate, the USSR exploded its first nuclear weapon in August 1949, four years and one month after the USA’s.

It beggars belief to think that the Soviets were able to penetrate and exploit what was up to that point the United States’s most critically confidential national-security effort (a weapons program, no less) within four years, but that in thirty years there hasn’t been anything resembling a security leak among the thousands of people who would have to be involved in covering up a false moon landing.

Ogre:

You’re right, to a degree. I’ve carefully rethought my reaction to this debate. To some extent, I was flying off the handle, and letting emotion get in the way of cool, rational discourse. (Though if you want to see me really flying off the handle, click here.)

If you’re right, if BickByro is really trying to get a total, complete understanding of the subject, and thoroughly understand the evidence that demonstrates that we did, in fact, go to the moon, then yes, it’s admirable and laudable. He said, at one point, something to the effect of, “What if somebody asks me to prove it?” which was, for me, the first indication of an honorable motive.

However, I can’t support the specific methodology of his quest. Detailed objections have been raised to each of the hoax-theorists’ points, many involving mathematics that is frankly beyond me. Careful frame-by-frame analyses of gravitationally-determined drop rates have been provided. One poster’s father actually worked on an Apollo mission, for crying out loud.

And yet, for each explanation, he manages to find tiny nitpicks, which are, one after another, quickly shot down. Rover’s wheels kick up dust that doesn’t form into clouds? Maybe it was slow-motion. Rover moving too fast to have actually functioned at the non-slowed-down real-life speed at which they would have had to film the scene? Control wires, special effects, who knows.

Yes, to some extent, I am satisfied by what you deem an “appeal to authority.” This isn’t a simple, “My Dad said it,” though: I know, in detail, how scientific inquiries work. My grandfather is a respected geologist; I spent many months with him in the field, evaluating surface features of glaciation, looking at the huge floodplain of Eastern Washington, and so on. I’d wager to say my grasp of geology is superior to that of the average layperson, and to BickByro’s. I’m hardly an expert, but I know enough to recognize that his assertions about finding some deeply-buried rock that could pass for a lunar sample are absurd on their face.

Furthermore, my wife is an epidemiologist, my father-in-law is faculty emeritus in paleontology at the University of Chicago, my grandfather-in-law pioneered substance abuse medicine in the U.S. – I come from a rational, scientific family. I’m not just “appealing to authority” by pointing to Science as some large, abstract, inviolate repository of the world’s wisdom; I am appealing to many, many, many authorities, in the form of the scientific method as applied by thousands and thousands of individual experts, none of whom has seen fit to raise the objections to which BickByro is desperately clinging.

I don’t deny that scientists have frequently gone astray or simply been wrong. The best modern example of a lone scientist facing down the entire body of accepted opinion is probably Alfred Wegener, whose theories of global plate tectonics didn’t begin to receive mainstream scientific acceptance until twenty years after his death. His life is fascinating but truly unfortunate, and like I said it’s probably the single best example of one scientist being right and everybody else being wrong.

However, that particular example doesn’t hold in this case, because the specific knowledge needed to buttress Wegener’s theories was impossible to gather at the time. Wegener had meteorology and limited geology on his side, which wasn’t nearly enough; it wasn’t until the 1950’s that the study of geomagnetics had progressed to the point that Wegener’s hypothesis actually acquired some solid evidence. Deep-sea exploration in the early 1960’s uncovered seafloor spreading, at which point the scientific mainstream really sat up and took notice. After enough real, inarguable information became available, the scientific establishment basically picked up its skirts and moved over to the new-found theory en masse.

Unlike plate tectonics, which had to wait until observational and evidentiary techniques caught up with the theories, we have all the information we need to understand traveling to the moon. The physics, engineering, lunar geology (lunology?), all of it is sufficiently advanced to make theoretical debates unnecessary. This is simply evidence vs. evidence, and as far as I’m concerned, the evidence for a hoax is sadly lacking.

And I would seriously question your assertion that he isn’t trying to prove a harebrained conspiracy. Look at BickByro’s language – it’s a dead giveaway. Over and over, when confronted with a bit of evidence, he says, in effect, “Hmmm. Let me think about how I’m going to disprove that.” Further, about two-thirds of the way through the GD thread, he said something like, “After all of this, I’m becoming more convinced the moon landing was faked.” (Let me know if you want me to go get exact quotations.) This is not the mindset of someone who is examining the question coolly and impartially. This is a far better example of ear-finger-sticking “la-la-la”-ism than my vaguely annoyed rant above.

So, again, detailed examination of something that most of us take for granted is worthwhile. (A mathematician once told me that his instructor threatened to make the final exam a single question: “Prove 2+2=4.”) If BickByro had said, at the outset, something like this: “I’d like to spend some time examining this issue in some detail. Let’s make a game out of it; I’ll propose means by which the landing could have been faked, and you all disprove them, and we’ll see how long we can go” – well, in short, this Pit thread wouldn’t exist.

But again, his methodology is suspect. Other than the observation of language noted above, consider, in the GD thread, his refusal to accept detailed calculations and citations regarding the danger of the Van Allen belt. Quotes from high-energy physicists, cosmologists, medical doctors, physiologists, and so on were provided. He brushed them aside. He apparently did try to read them, but he doesn’t have the specialized knowledge required to understand what he was reading, as evidenced by some of his follow-up questions regarding the technical material. As far as I know, this still lurks as an unresolved issue for him.

So that’s why I said what I did, and which I repeat here: “However, it seems that you will not be satisfied until you yourself have actually earned the degrees in mathematics, high-energy particle physics, geology, orbital mechanics, and everything else that allow you to fully, totally understand the behavior of light, the nature of alpha radiation, the triangulation of radio signals, and everything else. If that’s what it’ll take to convince you, then more power to you. Report back in ten years.”

Whew. That’s enough for now. But thanks again, Ogre, for the civility with which you called me on the carpet. It forced me to think carefully about this from top to bottom, which is always a good thing, even if I still arrived back at the same conclusion. :slight_smile:

If I had said, at the outset,

“I’d like to spend some time examining this issue in some detail. Let’s make a game out of it; I’ll propose means by which the landing could have been faked, and you all disprove them, and we’ll see how long we can go…”

I’m almost positive somebody would have said, “Go play a game with yourself, you fucking troll. I’ll tell you how ‘long you can go’–not one second in the face of overriding scientific consensus, the rocks, the pictures, the movies, the radio, etc. etc. Don’t waste my time with such ridiculous ‘intellectual exercises.’”

I could be wrong. But all I said originally was that there is some bad debunking out there. Also, take my “I’m becoming more convinced” line in context, please. I was just trying to express the fact that I (1) wasn’t a hard-core hoax believer (something I STILL am having to defend myself against and that (2) I was increasingly realizing just how wrong the debunkers are when they say “you have to be a jr-high dropout not to be able to figure this one out.”
Epithets against me to the contrary, I still maintain that ultimately, even most debunkers (who have presumably spent time thinking about the issue) accept the moon missions on faith (not unfounded faith, to be sure), not based on anything that would, in any other circumstance, pass for “conclusive evidence.” More simply put, you’ve got to have a LOT of specialized knowledge in many different fields in order to understand exactly HOW we can prove we went to the moon.

So when you tell me to go off and master the physical sciences before I come back to debate the conspiracy, I’d say you proved the only point I was ever really trying to make: it IS hard to prove we landed on the moon. If the Teeming Millions can’t do it without losing their shit and starting a flame thread about me, I’m willing to bet that “the average” person is going to find it even harder to disprove the conspiracy theory. So maybe, just maybe, those debunkers (ie any of the links in provided by the OP) ought to tone down their inflammatory rhetoric and admit the fact that just because you can’t understand how the moon mission is provable DOES NOT make you intellectual pond scum. Can we at least agree on that?

Appeal to authority is not necessarily wrong. When you want medical advice, do you go to a doctor or an auto mechanic? If you want support for your geological theory, do you go to a geologist or a biologist?

Unfortunately, no.

Where you’re getting tripped up, I think, is the degree of skepticism one must display before calling something “proven.” If you go read this other thread, you’ll see some very deep philosophy being wielded on either side of the question of whether it’s possible to prove anything without actually going someplace and witnessing it with your own eyes.

Here’s how it breaks down for me.

Hoax theorist: The Van Allen belts are dangerous.

Me: Why?

Hoax theorist: Alpha radiation would have roasted them.

Particle physicist: Actually, it wouldn’t have.

Me: Why?

Particle physicist: (a whole lot of physics I don’t understand)

Me: Uh, I don’t know enough science to follow that argument.

Hoax theorist: Me neither.

Fifty other particle physicists: Yes, (a whole lot of physics) is solid and accurate.

Hoax theorist: Wait a minnit!

Me: Can you provide a single particle physicist who disagrees with their conclusion?

Hoax theorist: (silence)

Me: Okay, sounds good, I’m convinced.

BickByro: I’m not.

Me: What? Why?

BickByro: Because I didn’t understand what the physicists said.

Me: Ummm… The consensus of fifty-one highly trained experts isn’t enough for you?

BickByro: No.

Me: Uh, okay. (walks away whistling}

(Curtain falls. Audience applauds. Tony awards all around!) :wink:

Face it, BickByro: It isn’t possible to prove, absolutely beyond a shadow of a doubt, that we went to the moon. If we put you on a spaceship and took you there, it would still be remotely possible we simply took you to an airless soundstage and had you hooked up with wires to a harness that simulated reduced gravity. If we let you look out the window of the spaceship all the way up, you could say we projected a realistic simulation outside the “fake spaceship.” If we let you stick your arm outside the spaceship at launch, and had you hang onto a piece of cord, and then when you landed on the moon let you manually reel in all 250,000 miles of it, you could still posit some scenario by which the demonstration was faked.

Theoretically, anything is possible. The entire world except you could be robots, and you could be a prisoner in a giant alien simulation/experiment. The trick is to distinguish between what is reasonable, and what is so unlikely as to be laughable. Occam’s Razor, anyone?

So if you want to claim victory, and say it isn’t possible to actually prove we went to the moon, feel free. Know, though, that it will be a hollow victory; according to the philosophical terms discussed in the first thread I linked above, it isn’t really possible to prove anything. Most reasonable, thinking people would conclude, based on the evidence presented thus far in the GD thread, that we did in fact go to the moon. You can rest on the tiny, nitpicky areas that demand specialized knowledge, and say, no, it isn’t proven, if you like.

But if you make the mistake of equating the statement “it isn’t possible to absolutely prove we did it” with the statement “therefore a hoax is equally likely,” then we’ll laugh at you all over again.

Um… when I wrote

I was responding to BickByro’s

…not to the little note jab1 managed to sneak in there before I could hit “submit.”

Honestly, give me some credit. I’m certainly not trying to prove that we “can’t know” whether we went to the moon, or even that we can’t know whether we COULD go to the moon.

It seems ever more likely to me that there is one very specific way to refute the conspiracy theory, at least to the extent that would satisfy my mind: we need to REALLY know how much radiation is out there. If the number is ridiculously high, it would be a pretty strong point against NASA. If it were reasonably low, it would undercut one of the fundamental arguments of the lunar conspiracy theorists.

The problem is, the GD thread wasn’t nearly as straightforward as you make it out to be. If I may, here’s my “screenplay” for the thread.

Fox Special: The Van Allen belts are dangerous and so is the rest of space beyond them. Alpha radiation would have roasted the astronauts.

Me: Oh shit. Maybe they’re right–sure it’s Fox, but you never know…

SDMB: Actually, it wouldn’t have.

Me: Why?

Non-NASA-related link: Well, here are the figures for a five-minute section of the Van Allen belts.

NASA-related link: Trust us, the astronauts were safe. You don’t even WANT to know how the numbers work out on this one! But if you look at these tables you’ll be able to figure it out for yourself–the amount of radiation out there is precisely the amount the astronauts received. So naturally they were safe.

Me: Doesn’t this seem inadequate to anyone else? I’m not saying for sure there was a conspiracy, but this barely amounts to evidence, to say nothing of proof.

SDMB: Do your own fucking research, demi-troll! It’s as plain as the nose on your face!

I certainly am not looking to claim victory in saying “it isn’t possible to actually prove we went to the moon.” I still feel it is possible, at the very least, to prove that we COULD have, which is important—the hard-core conspiracy theorists claim not only that we didn’t go then, but that we could NEVER go.

The victory I’m looking to claim is a small one, but I do not believe it is hollow. Simply this: you don’t have to be a grade-A moron to not be able to figure out for yourself whether we really could have gone or not. Please, look around at those debunking sites—they almost spend more time talking about how stupid conspiracy theorists are than answering the objections!

It’s demeaning and irrational; if we truly did land on the moon, it was one of the most (if not the most) complicated endeavors mankind has ever attempted, and there’s no reason to assume that “any 17-year-old with a physics textbook” can REALLY knock down all of the conspiracy theorists’ “evidence.” These debunking sites honestly made me feel stupid for even asking the question, and I think we’ve reached a consensus here that there is something wrong with that.

Except that these are two very different things. The elements of the hoax theory can be debunked fairly easily, but proving that the lunar missions were genuine is difficult, and maybe impossible.

For example, in the GD thread, emarkp gave some information on how darkroom techniques could be used to give more detail to shadowed objects in photographs. You replied with

Even if emarkp can not definitively identify what technique produced a particular picture, he doesn’t have to. He has to demonstrate that photographs taken on the surface of the moon could produce the pictures that we’ve seen, and I’m convinced that he[sup]*[/sup] has. I believe the posters in the debate thread have been holding themselves to that standard. If you began by questioning the sloppy debunkers, posters in the GD thread have been anything but. There have been some misstatements and confusion, but on the whole I think it’s been extremely thorough.

But you may be right, this may be the crux of the debate. I don’t know how to prove that any particular photo is genuine. No matter what expertise we may bring to bear on the subject, you could argue that NASA had the equal expertise to fake it. With the money, effort and know-how it took to go to the moon, someone could produce one hell of a simulation. I don’t think it’s at all credible, but I don’t know how to prove it’s impossible.

  • There have been so many good contributions to that thread that it seems unfair to single out just one poster, but it seems to make my point a bit clearer to phrase it that way. And that integral was just above and beyond the call of duty.

Well, shit, man, when you put it that way, of course it makes sense. I still think you’re displaying unreasonable stubbornness on the light/shadow thing, but I posted in the other thread a very simple experiment that should put that to bed.

Tell you what. With one caveat (see below), I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt, and keep participating to the best of my ability and knowledge, offering information and citations as I can, without abuse. I’ll even go so far as to politely request that the other posters do the same, which is to say, disregard what has gone before, zero out their impatience odometers, and proceed under this new understanding.

I reserve the right to revert to flamage, of course, if it seems like you’re being deliberately obtuse. I’m not going to start with that eventuality as an assumption, but I’m also not going to promise never to resort to it either, if I decide it’s warranted.

But here’s the caveat: I want to see, in the other thread, a summary of your objections to the idea that we actually went to the moon. I want to know:[list=1][li]what you started with;[]of those, which ones you feel have been effectively addressed and dismissed by analysis and citation; and[]which ones remain in your mind as still un-debunked and therefore possibly valid, and, more importantly, why the information offered thus far on that issue is, in your view, unconvincing.[/list=1]Call it a fresh start, if you will, since there’s been so much accusation and bile flying back and forth, and it’s hard to keep track of which items are still fair game for debate.[/li]
I know, of course, you aren’t required to do that for me, or for anyone. I certainly hope you do, though, because it will demonstrate to me (and, I hope, others) your honorable intent in truly, honestly, completely understanding this issue to the fullest possible degree, instead of just being difficult.

Whaddaya say?

If you debunk the major claims and prove that man has gone to the moon, then the minor claims (i.e the “fake” photos) dont change the fact that we went. Ever stop and consider that mabey, just mabey there are photos that were faked by the gasp Hoax believers?

Well, that’ll teach me not to spend an hour crafting a reply, won’t it?

So, Bicky, you’re accepting what Fox says on absolute faith, but you’re NOT accepting what the professionals over at NASA say?

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the heart of the problem.

Bick: You keep saying that this debate has “proved” that you don’t have to be a moron to disprove the Apollo hoax theory. Thing is, I don’t see this being proved to anybody besides you. Between this thread and the GD thread, there are six pages of posts dedicated to this topic, there have been over two thousand views on the original thread and about seven hundred on this one, and nobody else seems to be having a problem with the science. Hell, even I get it! Does it make absolutely no impression on you that the strongest support you’ve been given is “skepticism is healthy?” Hell, this board is so contentious that if I posted “The sky is blue” someone would be along within fifteen minutes to tell me I don’t know what I’m talking about, and that I’m an asshole to boot (You people know me so well :slight_smile: ) And yet, absolutely no one has agreed with a damn thing you’ve said, except for a few noble souls who have stood up for your right to make an ass out of yourself in public. The only thing this debate has proved is that, yes, any one with the most rudimentary intelligence can see through the Apollo Hoax. You, however, having been presented with enough evidence to choke a bison, are now MORE convinced that there was a hoax. I’m getting tired of calling you a moron, so I’ll let you draw your own conclusions from the two preceding statements.