Bieber or Bush? A WaPost Quiz

Can you tell whether these quotes are from the memoirs of GW Bush or Justin Bieber? I got 9 out of 12

Holy cow. I got 11/12 just by guessing. And I don’t know anything about Justin Bieber other then that he’s a singer people like to make fun of.

10/12. I missed the question about the growth spurt and the one about God. A couple of those were tougher than I expected.

[Charlie Brown]
I got Iraq.
[/Charlie Brown]

Actually, I got 6/12. That really doesn’t surprise me in the slightest.

7 out of 12. Bush is even dumber than I thought, and I thought he is REALLY dumb. Now I tink he’s dumberer.

9/12. Pretty good!

9 out of 12. Some clues were obvious though, the Doro reference was Bush obviously.

9/12.

The french one and the last one were give aways too.

8/12.

Knowing Bush’s sister’s name and Laura’s profession helped.

8/12

So far the highest score is still the one from random guessing. This probably shows something or other.

7/12. I was actually trying too. Some of the ones I though sounded really childish in style ended up being Bush.

9/12 – those two and the one about all the forks and spoons.

How many years before Justin Bieber can be president? I want to be dead, or at least senile by then.

I only go 5/12 right.

Infinite. He’s Canadian.

You’re welcome.

The laws against foreign born presidents are going to be changed for 2012 so that Arhnold may run; in accordance with prophecy.

This of course will pave the way for Bieber to run for president. In Canada we don’t believe in invading a country and killing all of its people in order to effect change. We believe in a softer approach, that change must come from within, and so we are sending you another of our country-persons. Beiber and his VP Celine Dion (Shatner as minister of war) will usher in a new era of peace and sanity to the USA - and that is change I can believe in. We are all cruel in our own way

^ Was that really necessary?

:rolleyes:

11/12, only one wrong was the one about mistakes being part of life.

9/12 I was shocked that Dubya admitted that some of his decisions came out less than perfect. It’s pretty scary how close those quotes are.

6/12. I wanted to believe the quote about borsch was Bieber. Sadly, it was not.