Big Balls, Small Balls, All Balls?

[Fear_Itself]

@0_Gravity

. I also prefer sacs that are a little snug looking, instead of hanging like an overly loose plastic bag.

You do know about shrinkage, don’t you?

[Q.N.Jones]

@Zsofia

I didn’t realize that they move until a few years ago. Did you know that? They kind of sit there and writhe amongst themselves. It’s fascinating.

The use of the word “amongst” implies that there are three or more. :eek:

[Green_Bean]

@Roderick_Femm

You didn’t ask me…

I did TOO ask you! Last line of the OP. Now if you wanted to accuse me of marginalizing you and treating you like an afterthought, well, I guess that would be fair.

[Fear_Itself]

@Q.N.Jones

The use of the word “amongst” implies that there are three or more. :eek:

I have an odd number of testicles.

[mangeorge]

@Surly_Chick

I don’t particularly care for really low dangly ones

Slap slap slap

[Agent_Foxtrot]

@pbbth

@Zsofia

I didn’t realize that they move until a few years ago. Did you know that? They kind of sit there and writhe amongst themselves. It’s fascinating.

Yeah, but guys get all freaked out if you spend too much time staring at their testicles. Explaining that they move about and the scrotum changes texture and whatnot so it is kind of like watching a lava lamp doesn’t convince them to be less freaked out either.

This quote and reply made me giggle a lot.

[panache45]

@Green_Bean

Gay guys: What do you prefer?

Big. But not just big . . . they have to hang down low and bounce around when he walks. My partner has to arrange all his junk when he sits on the toilet . . . or everything gets wet . . . and cold. :eek:

I don’t have that problem.

[Autolycus]

I prefer mine chocolate and salty.

[pravnik]

@Fear_Itself

You do know about shrinkage, don’t you?

Also, room (and pants) temperature. The difference between “snug” and “low dangley” is a few degrees - they’re trying to snug up to or dangle away from one’s body heat. Clever little rascals!

[pravnik]

@Fear_Itself

I have an odd number of testicles.

Ironically, I would find four to be an odd number of testicles.

[Roderick_Femm]

@Green_Bean

I did TOO ask you! Last line of the OP. Now if you wanted to accuse me of marginalizing you and treating you like an afterthought, well, I guess that would be fair.

Sorry, I didn’t notice then (hangs head, but not balls, in shame).
Roddy

[Magiver]

@pravnik

Ironically, I would find four to be an odd number of testicles.

conjoined twins?

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

Well that tends to depend on the weather. The hotter and more humid it is, the further the balls will sink

Sorta like one of them home weather stations you hang on your living room wall.

“Ayep, looks like it’s gonna be a humid one today…”

[Magiver]

@Zsofia

I didn’t realize that they move until a few years ago. Did you know that? They kind of sit there and writhe amongst themselves. It’s fascinating.

They don’t, the scrotum does have a mind of it’s own though. You’re seeing the contraction of the outer sac.

[DivineComedienne]

Hetero woman here.

Okay, I admit it…I really never noticed that they came in sizes! I thought they were all about the same size (much like any other organ), I never saw much discrepancy in the men I have known. Is “big” better? Does that mean you have more sperm or something? Make a guy more “manly”?

Or are you referring to the size of the scrotum holding the testicles, rather than the testicles themselves? Does that vary? Does it matter?

Perhaps I should pay closer attention…

[KinkiNipponTourist]

To paraphrase the great Mr. Lincoln: long enough to reach the ground.

[rhubarbarin]

I just like average size. Big would be uglier and more intrusive, unusually small would probably look weird.

Firm and high is also cuter (less intrusive) than dangly. But I think increased dangle is an inevitable part of aging.

[Superhal]

It’s not the size that matters, it’s…what the hell are they used for?

[Maeglin]

Brass.

[AClockworkMelon]

@pbbth

Yeah, but guys get all freaked out if you spend too much time staring at their testicles.

I’m a straight guy so I have no place responding to the poll. But I popped in to say that you’ve been looking at the wrong guys’ testicles.