The guys in my experience have all preferred that I do more than just stare. YMMV.
Yes - a low whistle of admiration is appreciated.
And a dumbfounded “You mean that’s IT?” is RIGHT OUT.
Regards,
Shodan
Not so - the testicles retract involuntarily due to the contraction of the cremasteric muscle, based on their temperature, and can also be retracted using the pubococcygeal muscle (which may itself be involuntary to some degree, depending on what Zsofia or whoever is doing while she watches).
Little (serious) side question, what does “right out” mean?
Thanks
I’m giggling like mad over here. It’s really a difficult question to answer, mostly because they are indeed always changing. It’s not an age thing, it’s a temperature thing and also an arousal thing. I admit, they’re not at they’re most aesthetically pleasing at full extension, but I’m also a little squicked out when they’re near orgasm and they just sort of disappear along the penis shaft (sometimes, in some guys). Perfection is all about the middle ground.
And I love watching the scrotum do the lava lamp thing. I’m terribly lucky to have a lover who doesn’t mind me resting my head on his thigh and watching the show for as long as I like! (Of course, I make it worth his while eventually.)
Means “don’t even think of doing that!” It’s completely out of the question.
I don’t mean to be rude or anything, fellas, but I don’t exactly consider penises and their accompanying parts to have aesthetic value. They have utilitarian value, but balls don’t really enter into the utility picture.
Oh, what the hell. Big and hairy.
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Hetero woman here.
Okay, I admit it…I really never noticed that they came in sizes! I thought they were all about the same size (much like any other organ), I never saw much discrepancy in the men I have known. Is “big” better? Does that mean you have more sperm or something? Make a guy more “manly”?
Or are you referring to the size of the scrotum holding the testicles, rather than the testicles themselves? Does that vary? Does it matter?
I think the testes themselves don’t vary much in size between buys, but the size of the whole scrotal area varies quite a bit. That’s why I said “balls” instead of using a more technical term–it more clearly denotes the whole shebang.
or the whole he bang.
I’ve been having an aweful time trying to find some to purchase. I’ve looked at Wal-Mart, Target and Kohl’s but they don’t seem to carry them. I bet you can get them at CostCo but I’m not a member. Damn you CostCo for hoarding all the goodies.
Seems like the appropriate time for this ancient ditty:
Do your balls hang low
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow
can you sling 'em over your shoulder
like a Continental soldier,
do your balls hang low?
Me too. I just put 'em in my mouth and suck 'em.
i guess i should have put no preference but i put other thinking, who cares?
I think men think we care. We don’t. Of course, if they hang lower than the pant leg of your bermudas, you will probably get a wide berth from most of us.
I hear they like Big Balls in Cowtown
Good God, Man, haven’t you seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail??
As for balls, proportional is good. I guess that’s medium.
Heh… FIVE is right out. Irrespective of size, I would imagine. :eek:
Bring me a shubbery. or I shall say “NEE”.
In the nether regions, while large is almost always better, men who do have low hangers are at a distinct disadvantage when running or slipping off bikes onto the bar (which is why “boy’s bikes” always seemed to be a cruel idea).
This is the major reason jock straps are so popular - although, oddly enough, not so popular outside of the US. At least in Germany I noted that guys didn’t even know what jocks were. One guy talked to me after we had gone to the gym and said, “were you in a car accident?” He assumed I was wearing some kind of medical bandage!
Speaking of “girl’s bikes”, back in the day we all assumed the missing bar was to protect girls from bumping their nethers. Me being what I am, I researched the idea. Come to find out, there was no bar so the girls wouldn’t have to lift their legs over it, exposing said regions.
Dang!
Reminds me of “beaver cheaters”.