Everyone except (I think) Allison, Amanda and Sheila, who spent the entire time giving inadvertent voice-over to the feed video that sounded like the church lady having the heebie-jeebies.
Ryan was THERE, but didn’t do the make-out (though he did get a lap-dance). Everyone else was involved, pretty much, with Chelsia/Natalie girl-on-girl and Naked-James/Josh boy-on-boy and Natalie/(all the boys but Ryan and Matt, who was trying to get away from her the entire time) and Sharon/Alex girl-on-boy.
Natalie was doing full stripper routines, lap-dances, topless and bottomless, whipped cream on her boobs, and claimed that she could voluntarily squirt breast milk despite her implants because she’d had two abortions (which, even setting aside the physical mechanism wtf-ness, is TMI). Everyone was pretty much on their worst behavior, and there’s no way that CBS or Grodner could possibly manage to salvage more than about 30 uninterrupted seconds from the entire night that they could show on broadcast television.
Yep. Definitely the least inhibited group of houseguests yet. Before this, we’ve had an occasional streaker (as recently as LAST SEASON Zach streaking was something to talk about on the live feed forums) or a single person who wasn’t afraid of being naked on-camera, but this group really takes the cake.
Jayjay, you’re exactly right on. It’s a crying shame they can’t piece together a broadcastable segment of video to show the intensity of idiocy and hatred these people have for each other. Once all the profanity and nudity is out of it, it’s left looking like Season 1. The poor producers are left with the task of basically making up stories. It would really be a great season if they could hook onto the comedy of errors that really is going on in the house. But as soon as something starts up, James whips out his dirt dragging donkey dick, or Chelsia and Natalie start diddling each others bare nipples, or Joshua starts screaming George Carlin’s forbidden list at the top of his lungs.
Speaking of dick, Dick from last year understood this. That’s why he threw in plenty of colorful but in-bounds language during his tantrums. He could go for several minutes without anything worse than “bitch” or “whore”. His tirades were intentionally insulting rather than mindlessly venting. He was mindful of what could air.
Given the general lack of great interest in this season, I’m just going to keep on going in this thread. I don’t think this season so far (or, looking forward, in the future) warrants weekly threads.
I don’t really have a LOT to say about Sunday’s show, other than that nightscope scene with Matt and Natalie in bed? Was slightly more complicated than they showed. First of all, it happened a good two weeks ago, and second it culminated in
Natalie giving Matt a blow job under the blanket, and ended with Matt turning in the dark to the camera and giving one of his shit-eating grins.
Just so you know that Natalie isn’t operating in her Matt-obsession entirely from her own imagination.