The only interesting thing that could come out of this moronic show is if they cancelled it immediately and gave me the $500,000.
There was a Road Rules/Real World challenge episode where they locked them in a room for 48 hours. The catch was that they had to keep a ping-pong ball moving constantly. The team that won was the team that made a make-shift hammock for the ball that rocked in the breeze of the air conditioner. The other team fell asleep momentarily, and lost.
So…in the not-so-grand tradition of reality TV, I say give them something that has to be either in perpetual motion or something that has to be attended to every 3 hours. OOOOH, give them an infant. Hot damn.
hilarious!!
yes, i think we (the viewers) need to be able to directly affect the show as was mentioned before
we should be able to remove things from the house, add stuff, etc.
a drinking contest would be cool, things like that
random fire alarms set off that are deafening so that they would never know when they would be woken up. and each time this happens they have to do some kind of challenge
random things in the house should be charged with electricity so people are shocked!
Here it is.
The entire set is medieval gauntlet. Whenever they want to go anywhere, they have dodge pendulums and huge blades and rocky bridges with alligator pits, and spikes shooting up from the floor. There will be revolving hallways and freaky, confusising mirror mazes. One could be watching tv and a random buzz saw comes up from the floor. OUCH!
To satisfy everyone:
Some of the gauntlet features are user controlled. For a fee you can control a gauntlet death trap for the day. Or rent it by the hour or something. You can watch the kitchen all day on the web until you see some smuck walk over your spike and then WHAM, with one click of the mouse, he’s gorged.! This will be challenging fun for the customer, since, with bandwith issues, you would have to activate it a little before the person gets there. Man that takes skill!! Every week, they add a guest to the house- one of those bastards mentioned before, like some PETA member or KKK Grand Dragon. What fun it will be to spike them that day!! Also, their bedrooms will every-now-n-then close in on them like that garbage compactor in Star Wars. In strategic parts of the house will be Killer Bee hives, and those African Man Eating Ant mounds.
… and definately a helmet cage with a rat in it. For extra points a contestant can wear a ratcage on his face all day. It helps if they bite it and kill it right away. That makes the day go by a lot easier for them.
Am I leaving anything out?
This would be one KICK ASS SHOW.
Vandal said :
"I’d also like it if…
- there was a nudist.
- someone with tourette syndrome.
- a rabbi.
- a nun. "
The British version has a lesbian ex-nun, and there has already been significant nudity. Two down.
Still working on the rabbi and the guy with tourette’s.
The network execs already beat you out to this one. It’s called “Mole,” look for it this fall. I shit you not…
No, No. Stay with “maller.” Every day they find their OJ replaced by orange julius’s, their clothes by TGIFs uniforms, their music by muzak, etc. etc.
quote:
...one of the housemates were a secret "Big Brother" plant who screwed with the contestants and
couldn't be voted out.
The network execs already beat you out to this one. It's called "Mole," look for it this fall. I shit you not...
As a matter of fact an Australian Network already tried that, it didn’t make it anymore intersting. It just meant they tried to make it more melodramatic and made it more annoying, much more ruthless competition though.