OKay I had mucho fun with the fractured Movie titles.
Now lets give reality shows a new twist. Create your own wacky, Silly Pathetic, Dull, Horrific, Perverted, reality show or put a new twist on a real one.
To start things off
**Celebrity Russian Roulette. ** Has been stars of the large and small screen play Russian roulette and the winner{survivor} gets to star in a movie or TV pilot.
I’d watch this only if they used a 15-shot automatic with 14 rounds in the clip.
American Idle: A bunch of lazy slobs lie in recliner chairs drinking beer, watching TV, and snoozing in an effort to win the title Laziest S.O.B. in the U.S.A.
When Spelling Bees Attack: Contestants spell names of different animals, and whenever something is spelled wrong, the contestants are attacked by that animal (i.e., “pteradactyl” or “hippopotamus”).
Big Brother: Except every housemate has one of thoese electric shock collar and every day the Perimeter of where they are “safe” is changed. so that they are constantly getting shocked. i figure if they are dumb enough to want to go into the house, it will take them at least a week to figure out what keeps happening to them. should leave hillarious results and nasty scars.
Celebrity How Not to be Seen: I look forward to the episode when Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey stand up and are blown to bits.
American I Doll: Contestants must face a series of challenges. Whoever wins gets their likeness made into an action figure.
Big Sister: A bunch of beautiful lesibans live together and are monitored 24 hours a day by dozens of cameras placed in “strategic” locations.
Sir Vivor: Do contestants have what it takes to become a medievil knight?
The A. Prentiss: Donald Trump devotes an entire series of television programs to his theory that Ann Prentiss is sexier than her better-known sister, Paula Prentiss. Each week, The Donald hires Ann and fires Paula.
The Extreme Money Make-over: The poor are made rich and the rich made poor. In the opener, Donald Trump loses all his money to the panhandlers of New York, who now refuse to associate with the bum with the bad hair.
Father Snows Best: Priests assert their innocence with elaborate stories of what they were “really” doing with boys behind the altar. Prizes are given for the best alibi of the week.
Revivor, Venice Beach: High school boys practice mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on a different bikini model each week and vie to see who can take the longest to revive her.
Moble Home Disaster - Hunky male models headed by a red-neck comedian rebuild a broken down mobile home for a family of 7.
Irregular Joe - bachelorettes in cooking competition to see who can come up with the dish that get things moving for our bachelor.
America’s Next Top - UPN’s new gay reality series
My Fair Reality Show- a makeover team, a linguist and a fashion designer must select a teenaged crack addicted whore and pass her off as a member of European royalty at a White House function. (Hosted by Jeff Gannon.)
Who’s Your Daddy?- a pretty bimbette must select from guys she knows only from chatrooms and chat profiles. Unbeknownst to her, one is her dad.
American Idol Smasher with host Yoko Ono. Bimbette contestants have four months to completely dominate a pop-star and break up a long standing band.
Sampiro Meets Boy- Sampiro must choose one of 20 gorgeous young men to accompany him on a trip to Europe. Twist 1: Some are straight. Twist 2: As long as the tickets are paid for and the guy puts out, he couldn’t care less. (Host: Liza Minnelli.)
Who My Baby’s Daddy?- a volunteer agrees to have a baby with an unknown sperm donor by randomly picking one of twenty samples. It might belong to a billionaire, Andy Dick, or one of the kids from ZOOM.
Who Wants to Marry Robert Blake? (Host: O.J. Simson)
Who Wants to Marry O.J. Simson? (Host: Robert Blake)
Big Brother: Jihad- a rabbi, a priest, an imam, a lama, a nun and a Pentecostal minister, all chosen for the way they look in swimsuits, must live in a sealed in convent until all agree to convert to one religion.
This is great! But I don’t think they can show actual killing on TV. 
The Veal World - Its like The Real World except that all of the participants have to wear pants made out of…wait for it…VEAL!
Who Wants To Be An Unknown? - Celebrities are always complaining about the difficulties of fame. This reality series takes them at their word. A group of celebrities will compete in a series of challenges and the winner will have the privilege of not having their name and image shown or mentioned in the media for the rest of their life.
Celebrity Survivor Double-Cross- Carson Daly, Anna Nicole Smith, Ryan Seacrest and all those former Real World/Road Rules vets who won’t give it up 10 years later, are taken to a special celeberity version of Survivor on a deserted island with an active volcano. The Double Cross: no sooner are they unloaded onto the island than the camera crews and boats just leave, shredding the maps and blowing holes in the GPS as they do so. (Jeff Probst becomes the Ben Gunn of Reality TV.)
OOOOOO some good ones thanks for playing
