Big Daddy Warbucks' address to the nation about his war

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@ThelmaLou

About the girls’ school, I think it’s pretty obvious that the girls blew up the school themselves in chemistry class. Surely everyone can see that.

I laughed out loud. Thank you!

@Monty

Whoever said he’d say “nobody’s ever seen” just won a Qupi doll.

He also said the war–actually he said excursion–would end “very soon”.

Now he’s taking questions.

“Nobody’s ever heard.”

Another one (from a very brief clip that I managed to watch) was “everyone is saying …”. Apparently everyone is saying how terrifically well this war is going, thanks to the leadership of the Great Orange Shitstain, certainly the greatest military strategist in history.