Big Mouth Billy Bass

Apparently Tony Blair also thinks BBMB is funny. All I can say is, glad I’m leaving the country now.

Someone in one of the student offices brought in a BMBB a month ago or so. It has been making the tour of all the offices in campus-usually lasting about 1 day in each office before the secretaries get so fed up with it that they seek out someone who’s never seen it before and present it to them.

When it got to where we worked we hid it under the supervisor’s desk. For the next half hour whenever she sat down, or twitched, or pretty much did anything it went off.

I haven’t seen it since.

Duke wrote:

Maybe he got one as a gift from the Queen. She supposedly has one and likes to sing along. At least that’s what Time reported in its Nov. 6 issue.

I say put a hook through the ass of Big Mouth Billy Bass!

By the way, this thread is hilarious!

aha please send the Christmas present I sent you back unopened to the return address on the package.

I just wish I’d had the idea. By now, I could’ve changed my name and moved into a mansion in the rich folks ghetto of my choice. A singing fish-less mansion.

I too, thought at first that they were kinda neat, but the mild fascination wore off after the third encore.

Ain’t it amazing how many folks will buy a fish that they can’t eat? I expect the yard and garage sales will soon be producing a lot of them.

Well alls I can say the makers of that thing can kiss my bass.

Now why do I say shit like that…

http://www.killfrog.com/00/dab.html

I was at wal-mart the other day when my mother introduces my 9 month old son to the singing turkey. He thought it was the funniest thing he’d ever seen. It looked like something out of my nightmares, and he’s giggling away. Tells you something about the intended audience’s IQ level, doesn’t it?

Damn UnEasy, you beat me to it. I was going to post that. Killfrog is a sick site…hillarious, but sick. Check out their Survivor Parodies.

Has anyone exploited the Hitchhiker’s Guide niche yet? You know, Holy Zarquon’s Singing Fish?

And before the ‘what book is that in?’ questions start, it was only in the radio series.

What will they think of next?
I saw a talking toilet!

I went to a local eatery tonight and when I stepped up to make my salad from the salad bar guess what went off in my face…COOL CAT FISH! It was laying on top of the salad bar. I nearly dropped my bowl!

I did my dad a favor a while back that wound up costing me a few bucks. When he found out he tried to repay me, but I’d not take his money. Since I wouldn’t take his money, he decided to get me a “thank you” present.

Yep. You got it. I now have a Big Mouth Billy Bass.

And for those of you that have never taken one out of the box, it comes with three CDs.

:: shudders ::

I hear Queen Elizabeth is very fond of her’s…gack!

Victoria is surely spinning in her grave!