I’m turning off the computer now because there’s nothing else left to see on the internet…
Bear on bike eats monkey after sick circus race
I would gain no personal satisfaction from watching trained monkeys and bears riding bikes.
Who pays to see shit like that?
I like zoos, but I sometimes have empathy for the caged animals. The bear should have eaten the trainers instead.
Whatever happened to “Send in the clowns”?
(Traditionally, when something horrible happens in a circus, the clowns are sent in to distract the audience from all the gore. And yes, that’s the metaphorical context of the song as well.)
I feel that when you strap bears and monkeys to bicycles and put them together, that outcome is an inevitability. At least that’s what grandpa aways told me.
I’m just imagining the conversation between those in charge and the person who thought up the idea:
There was no way for us to predict this would happen!
“Does this taste funny to you?”
“At one stage three workers, dressed in brightly coloured costumes, try to wrestle the bear away, while another leads the second monkey away.” Sounds close enough to me.
The Chinese clone and copy everything anyway, maybe it’s time they copied a Taser!
Actually, it seems to me like the clown following the monkey was the proximate cause of the crash, he’s lucky the bear didn’t turn on him.
Horrid story no doubt but there are many, many more strange and wicked things online.
Without a doubt! I’m not even gonna describe the website I stumbled across one time.
Let’s just say that you need to be real specific when looking for vintage car transmission parts and using Google.
The bear already ate them.
So I guess this short-circuits any future "Bear vs Monkey on bikes: who wins?" threads.