Will he name his Little Willie Captain Marvel or Frankenpenis?
Ladies–are you curious? 
I’m curious to know if it was burned off. Ow, poor thing.
Ugh. All I can picture is a hot dog that’s been microwaved too long and the end split and shriveled back on itself. Eeew!
Microwaved? Or … this?
[Randall P. McMurphy]The next woman takes me on’s gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!
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Oh hell!
O, Thanks for the Newslink.
winces Ouch! Even as a female, I feel for this guy. But at least he’s still alive…right?
That’s awesome!
But no, I was thinking more like this
Djindjic, who suffered light burns to his chest and arms, added: “Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually.”
Are they gonna have to put a cone collar around it?
Think how big that dude’s penis must be if the highest point was not his head. It already was Franken-penis… now it is… ALIVE!!
Man, I HATE when that happens…
…will any of his future dates see ‘electric blue’? :eek:
Djindjic: Doctor, will I be able to have sex with my girlfriend again when it heals?
Doctor: I don’t see why not.
Djindjic:Oh, Thank God. Can I get that in writing for my wife.
What the quivering blue jesus is that?
That’s a weenie roast if ever I saw one.
I would henceforth call it “The Conductor”…
or “The Lightning Rod”.