Bill Cosby: Guilty!

How long will he be in prison before either a) his appeal is successful, or b) he’s eligible for parole?

Under PA law, he must serve a minimum of 3 years before he is eligible for parole.

He will likely be released on bail pending appeal unless the judge has a specific concern about flight.

PA Code 521. Bail After Finding of Guilt.

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Is he in prison right now or are they giving him time out before he reports?

According to the New York Times, bail pending appeal was denied – not surprising, considering the “sexually violent predator” designation, since danger to the community is as much of a reason to deny bail as flight risk, plus the code you cited places bail entirely at the judge’s discretion for sentences over 2 years:
Mr. Cosby is heading straight to prison as the judge denied him a request that he remain free on bail while he pursues an anticipated appeal. He was emotionless as he was led from the courtroom in handcuffs by four sheriff’s deputies.

ETA: And from CNN, some interesting comments from his publicist, who said that this was “the most racist and sexist trial in the history of the United States”. According to CNN, “Wyatt later referenced the persecution of Jesus, saying, Cosby ‘knows that these are lies. They persecuted Jesus and look what happened’.” :rolleyes:

He ascended into Heaven like a hot air balloon.

Beautiful. As it should be.

I would predict he dies there. I think the huge change in his life with be pretty hard for him at 80+.

I hope he isn’t going to a minimum security type place(not that those are a joke). I like the image of him in a cell being very bored.

I’m also not so sure his brand of humor will go over with prisoners, so his skillset probably isn’t well-suited for where he’s going.

I agree that he will leave prison in a body bag.

They are finally pudding him in the slammer.

Unfortunately, he’ll probably be fine. Convicts worship celebrities just as much as everyone else, and they’re less judgmental about them than we are.

He deserves to die NOW, but I’ll settle for him dying in prison. I can’t imagine anyone who has been raped thinking he deserves less than life in prison.

I to mourn that my childhood memories of his humor have forever been tainted.

They play a whole different kind of “Buck-Buck” there.

he’s going to a maximum security prison that is only 2 months old , most likely to the hospital ward due to his health issues.

I know he’s blind(at least in one eye). What other issues does he have?

The then-prosecutor (one of the world’s biggest d-bags, BTW) declined to bring charges over a decade ago. That paved the way for the civil suit, with the supposedly confidentiality agreement. His testimony from that suit was leaked & was used to convict him here.
His lawyer from then is long dead screwed up by not getting an immunity agreement in writing. IANAL but I know enough not to testify if it could be used against me.
I’m not saying he didn’t do it (his own words said he did) but the prosecution shouldn’t have gotten a second crack at this case after declining it many years ago.

It’s just a mugshot/prison-shot, but this final picture of Bill Cosby today is destined to be iconic.

We’ll probably see him again on camera, but I could totally live with this being the final picture we ever see of “America’s Dad”.

Defeated.

Can’t even look into the camera. Maybe it’s all finally sinking in.

A good, succinct summary of my feelings exactly.