Bill, Eric, Sam, Jason, Andy, or Eggs?

Cafe Society
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Ladies, how do you vote?

I’m an Eric girl myself, but you knew that.

2

Man, that’s rough. Jason, Eric, and Eggs have the best bodies but I think Sam’s face is cuter.

Oh my.

I guess I’m gonna have to fight some of you ladies (and gentlemen?) for Eric.

::rolls up sleeves::

3

How about: George, Bruce, Sylvester, Archibald, Hernando, or Wangus?

Why do people always make these threads with cryptic lists of names and no explanation?

4

I assume because they figure that whoever doesn’t understand isn’t a big enough fan of the show in question to care or have an opinion?

5

It’s the cast of True Blood.

6

Eric (Season 2. Season 1 Eric had a bad case of tinyhead due to his awful wig)

And Wangus.

7

In order of priority:

  1. Eric
  2. Sam
  3. Eggs

The other three need not apply.

8

Eric. oh, I have to do the others, too? all right…Eric, Bill, Sam, Jason, Eggs, Andy. Whew!

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[QUOTE=Argent Towers]
Why do people always make these threads with cryptic lists of names and no explanation?
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That and the fact that it’s somewhat amusing to see people figure these lists out.

10

I thought it was some sort of “Sam, Sam, Eggs, and Sam” joke.

11

Definitely Bill.

12

Eric

Sam

Jason

Bill

Andy or Eggs would have to get me seriously drunk first.

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  1. Eric
  2. Eric
  3. Eric
  4. Eric
  5. Eric
  6. Eric

In that order… specifically. :smiley:

14

Definitely Eric & Sam, but I do reserve some judgement until Alcide shows up, whoever he may be.

15

Eric. No question

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  1. Eric*
  2. You forgot Lafayette.
  3. Sam, maybe.

*I really don’t understand this. I don’t usually go for muscular Viking types or for blonde guys in general. Maybe it’s the puppy eyes or the quiet voice or the fascination with tiny humans…

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Lemme guess: Eggs’ real name is Benedict. Right?

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  1. Sam. No, not the best body, but to me those most endearing character. I like him most, and he’s cute, so personality makes him even more attractive.

  2. Lafayette, if he’d swing my way. My favorite character on the show–with a great body and great personality. I get the impression he’d just be fun.

  3. Jason/Eric/Eggs. I know there’s a lot of lust for Eric around here, and I do like he’s 6’4" (the way I like 'em! hubby is 6’4"), but all three are just a bit too prettyboy. Eric’s personality is a turnoff, and Egg’s lack of personality is a turnoff. Jason’s cute-but-dumb personality isn’t exactly a turn on, but I’ll go with it as opposed to the others.

4 (a far, far, far away 4th at that): Bill and Andy. Bill is so brooding and so serious (and seems to be trying too hard to be), he’s really starting to bug. That, and the pasty make-up reminds me he would be COLD. Being nekkid with a cold corpse-y body? EW. Ew ew ew. Andy, meanwhile, is a pleasant fellow and warm body (if a bit lacking in looks), but the sloppy drunk aspect makes me just want to put him to bed rather than join him in it.

19

Well Eric to flirt with, Jason and Eggs to fuck, and Sam to date. But in the end I have to pick Godric.

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Nice. And yes.