I’d be afraid Franken wouldn’t do a high five, but instead a big sweaty back thumping man hug.
Just remember this: Bill O’Reilly sticks his fingers (and dildos) up his ass.
You dodged a bullet.
I’m with Jimmy Chitwood, you can’t have two teams. You have to pick one. And you’re only allowed to change your team under very strict circumstances.
It outta be the law, I tells ya.
There was a cartoon online which I cannot find now and said, more or less:
Maybe someone can find it.
It is. Bill Simmons explains it.
Sure it is. And putting on your flashers at a yellow line to get out for 10 seconds to throw mail in the box is an illegal obstruction of traffic. In this particular case they’re about equally grave.
In cricket, you root for your school or your country. You don’t get to choose whom to support. So, you’re pretty much screwed. 
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“Damned Hitler?”
I didn’t realize MLB was on the hook for that one.
O’Reilly probably looked at you and said to himself “This dipshit is probably one of those people who says loose when he means lose.”
Olberman would think the same.
Hell with that. I’m an American. I’ll do as I please, sports-wise. And, being entirely unconstrained by circumstances of school or country, I consider myself at liberty to make my choice judiciously, following personal research.
It also goes by county.
My humble county of Warwickshire welcomes you. We’re cool. We’ve got a bear in our logo and everything.
Bill O’Reilly is a big guy, around 6’4" IIRC. He was also quite an athlete back in the day. I’d think twice about enforcing this law.
He had to go back to the office to leave obscene phone messages on his producer’s machine.