http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=4802296
My take on it? When vibrators are illegal, only felons will vibrate.
I hope my homestate doesn’t follow suit. I’ve more felons than I can take care of as it is.
Who voted for that asshole?
What a dildo.
Tell Bill I think he’s an asshole.
He should do with his bill what many people do with their sex toys.
Here’s an article about a challenge to a similar law in Alabama. The Eleventh Circuit apparently found that while we have some sexual privacy, it doesn’t extend to sex toys. And then there was the infamous case in Texas of the woman pulled over for DUI who had sex toys in her car…
All in all, I’m happy to live on the Left Coast.
Exactly. Stick it with a cigar I say.
What defines a sex toy? I have seen many catalogs with a back massager, that is shaped exactly like a vibrator, also I think you could get a anatomically correct blow up doll as a ‘fool the cop’ HOV lane partner.
But that beign said, WTF is wrong with sex toys?!?!
Convict A: I’m in for murdering my toddler and eating his still-beating heart.
Convict B: I’m in for getting smashed and driving my car into a minivan.
Convict C: I stole $2,000 worth of tools from my employer.
Convict D: I had a vibrator!
[Sesame Street]
One of these things is not like the others.
[/Sesame Street]
At least the cops would be getting off easy. Although this turns into one of those “who watches the wankers?” situations.
Convict A: Really? You’re not my girlfriend.
Convict A: Really? You’re now my girlfriend.
I think it’s probably this part:
So I’m guessing if it went through, the folks who print those little “For decorative use only” labels to sell to head shops and their suppliers would just get a little more business.
“I just sell quality latex stylized anatomical sculpture. What my customers do with it is their business.”
Of course, people unfortunate enough to have an itch to scratch in SC might have to resort to mail order if they want a working vibe.
Thank you, Mr. Davenport, for addressing the pressing fear that somebody, somewhere, might be having a good time. How about some protection against that sort of pervert husband that always makes sure that his wife climaxes, instead of getting in-and-out in a jiffy like God intended? Any idea how much that costs the economy in terms of workplace production? It’s intolerable.
This could take civil disobedience to a whole new level of fun. Imagine the protest marches.
There is a Boiling Springs in North Carolina, right near the SC border. The part of the border near Spartanburg, in fact. I guess that’s his home rather than his constituency. But, they state that Spartanburg is is “Home County.” Since this is part of the SC government, I’m guessing they have their terminolgy reversed.
“What do we want?!?!”
“fake dongs!!”
Actually, there are two. There’s also one in SC, in Spartanburg county.
<future history book> “And from that day forward, there were no home computers in South Carolina.” </fhb>
What is South Carolina coming to?
It’s not, apparently.