[QUOTE=Cervaise]
Oh, the hell with it. Buttplugs for all!
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Or Davenports, as we call 'em.
I predict the sale of zuchinni and long eggplant will go up. 
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
(By the way, either the Nazis or dinosaurs are festooned with buttplugs. It’s your choice, humble reader.)
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I’m trying to decide if I’m more scared of a be-buttplugged Nazi or a be-buttplugged dinosaur. Gotta say it’s a tossup.
[QUOTE=Marley23]
I’m trying to decide if I’m more scared of a be-buttplugged Nazi or a be-buttplugged dinosaur. Gotta say it’s a tossup.
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I’m picturing Nazis with buttplugs riding dinosaurs with buttplugs. The more important question is, are these normal buttplugs, or vibrating buttplugs?
Was ‘Footloose’ set in South Carolina? :eek:
In any case, I can’t see what the fuss is about. If God had intended mankind to have sx for any purpose apart from procreation with your lawful spouse, He would have made sx enjoyable.
What? 
[QUOTE=The Weird One]
I’m picturing Nazis with buttplugs riding dinosaurs with buttplugs. The more important question is, are these normal buttplugs, or vibrating buttplugs?
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What if the Nazis themselves ARE the buttplugs? Can a person be a buttplug?
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
What if the Nazis themselves ARE the buttplugs? Can a person be a buttplug?
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Just as long as they’re not wearing one of these.
Actually, given saurian anatomy, wouldn’t the T-rexes have cloacaplugs?
Clearly, the field of paleontological sex toy research is severely lacking. nods sagely
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
What if the Nazis themselves ARE the buttplugs? Can a person be a buttplug?
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[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan]
My take on it? When vibrators are illegal, only felons will vibrate.
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Shame on you, QtM, for forgetting your medical history. 
The use of items for curing ‘female hysteria’ dates back over 100 years.
[QUOTE=The Weird One]
Just as long as they’re not wearing one of these.
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Plushies, Furries, now Impalies?
[QUOTE=Quartz]
Shame on you, QtM, for forgetting your medical history.
The use of items for curing ‘female hysteria’ dates back over 100 years.
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Gee, they found a way to defeat the system? Please, do tell…
..yes, I know about a hysterectomy. I’m just being a chauvenistic pig right now
[QUOTE=Quartz]
Shame on you, QtM, for forgetting your medical history.
The use of items for curing ‘female hysteria’ dates back over 100 years.
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Forget? Hardly. I’ve posted about that particular diagnosis here in the past. And strongly recommend it get appropriate treatment. By trained personnel.
[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan]
I hope my homestate doesn’t follow suit. I’ve more felons than I can take care of as it is.
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I would think QtM would at least consider that it might save a few doctors from needing to dig the darn things out when they get lost 
If the legislature is going to make it a felony to sell devices used primarily for sexual stimulation they’d better ban chemicals used primarily for sexual stimulation as well. Let’s see how well that goes down.
[QUOTE=Bippy the Beardless]
I would think QtM would at least consider that it might save a few doctors from needing to dig the darn things out when they get lost
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That wouldn’t stop people from putting other, non-specifically-designated items in there, though.
[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan]
Forget? Hardly. I’ve posted about that particular diagnosis here in the past. And strongly recommend it get appropriate treatment. By trained personnel.
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In the interest of disclosure, I feel I need to let the entire doper women community know that I am, in fact, one of those tranied personnel QtM is referring to.
Now now, ladies, just wait. I can only service one…no, make that two…no, three…ok, all at once…but be gentle.
[sub](don’t be gentle)[/sub]
[QUOTE=bouv]
In the interest of disclosure, I feel I need to let the entire doper women community know that I am, in fact, one of those tranied personnel QtM is referring to.
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Your liability insurance paid up, bouv?
[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan]
Your liability insurance paid up, bouv?
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Yeah, bouv, you get anything stuck in me, I’ma take you for all you’re worth. (And don’t be trying to use any of those claw games to get it out, neither!)
I’m only a little drunk.