Or Davenports, as we call 'em.
I predict the sale of zuchinni and long eggplant will go up. 
I’m trying to decide if I’m more scared of a be-buttplugged Nazi or a be-buttplugged dinosaur. Gotta say it’s a tossup.
I’m picturing Nazis with buttplugs riding dinosaurs with buttplugs. The more important question is, are these normal buttplugs, or vibrating buttplugs?
Was ‘Footloose’ set in South Carolina? :eek:
In any case, I can’t see what the fuss is about. If God had intended mankind to have sx for any purpose apart from procreation with your lawful spouse, He would have made sx enjoyable.
What? 
What if the Nazis themselves ARE the buttplugs? Can a person be a buttplug?
Just as long as they’re not wearing one of these.
Actually, given saurian anatomy, wouldn’t the T-rexes have cloacaplugs?
Clearly, the field of paleontological sex toy research is severely lacking. nods sagely
Shame on you, QtM, for forgetting your medical history. 
The use of items for curing ‘female hysteria’ dates back over 100 years.
Plushies, Furries, now Impalies?
Gee, they found a way to defeat the system? Please, do tell…
…yes, I know about a hysterectomy. I’m just being a chauvenistic pig right now
Forget? Hardly. I’ve posted about that particular diagnosis here in the past. And strongly recommend it get appropriate treatment. By trained personnel.
I would think QtM would at least consider that it might save a few doctors from needing to dig the darn things out when they get lost 
If the legislature is going to make it a felony to sell devices used primarily for sexual stimulation they’d better ban chemicals used primarily for sexual stimulation as well. Let’s see how well that goes down.
That wouldn’t stop people from putting other, non-specifically-designated items in there, though.
In the interest of disclosure, I feel I need to let the entire doper women community know that I am, in fact, one of those tranied personnel QtM is referring to.
Now now, ladies, just wait. I can only service one…no, make that two…no, three…ok, all at once…but be gentle.
[sub](don’t be gentle)[/sub]
Your liability insurance paid up, bouv?
Yeah, bouv, you get anything stuck in me, I’ma take you for all you’re worth. (And don’t be trying to use any of those claw games to get it out, neither!)
I’m only a little drunk.