Oh my stars and garters - would you believe I just planted both?
Do you think the state government is going to come and confiscate my vegetable garden? I also have cucumbers, by the way. But they’re the little pickling kind.
Not if you peel them. 
Nevermind. I am a complete idiot. I thought you said the prickly kind.
my head is in the gutter? what? where? gutter?
applause
Thank you! That was the Straight Dope Comedy Troupe, they’ll be here all week - unless they re-upped for longer! Try the veal!*
The way I see it this is just another way for Big Government to screw over the small businessperson.
[sub]*Actually, don’t have the veal - it’s cruel.[/sub]
Great.
Next they’ll be outlawing unbalanced washing machines. :rolleyes: