Does this remind anyone else of a scene from Goldfinger? I’m envisioning this dialogue in my mind (apologies to Richard Maibaum):
INT. OVAL OFFICE - NIGHT
George Bush: You’ll kill 60,000 people uselessly.
Dick Cheney: Hah. American motorists kill that many every two years.
George Bush: Yes, well, I’ve worked out a few statistics of my own. $12,000,000,000 in $100 bills weighs 363 tons. 10 men would take 2 days to load it onto 20 trucks. Now, at the most, you’re going to have 2 hours before the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines move in and make you put it back.
Dick Cheney: Who mentioned anything about removing it?
[Bush is stunned into silence]
Dick Cheney: The julep tart enough for you?
George Bush: You plan to break into Iraq’s biggest cash depository, but not to steal anything. Why?
Dick Cheney: Go on, Mr. Bush.
George Bush: [constipated] Mr. Kim, the North Korean at the factory, he’s a specialist in nuclear fission… but of course! His government’s given you a bomb.
Dick Cheney: I prefer to call it an “atomic device.” It’s small, but particularly dirty.
George Bush: Cobalt and iodine?
Dick Cheney: Precisely.
George Bush: Well, if you detonated it in Baghdad, the… the entire money supply of the Iraq would be radioactive for… fifty-seven years.
Dick Cheney: Fifty-eight, to be exact.
George Bush: I apologize, Cheney. It’s an inspired deal! We get what we want, economic chaos in the Middle East. And the value of your Halliburton stock increases many times.
Dick Cheney: I conservatively estimate, ten times.
George Bush: Brilliant. Stranger