Billy Meier, whats the verdict?

Gees I can’t even bring myself to honour the above response as an attempt at a bad joke with a response of my own but I will do so out of common courtesy.

You are making a bad comparisons

The WCUFO is as real as the two eyeballs you are reading these words with not like that plastic human wrap of a dinosaur

BTW you sound like a BOT mimicking a human

How ironic that that very fact has been lost on you but next time I’ll make it less succinct for your pleasure

You better believe it

Oh No!

See people our scientists are slowly catching up with Billy meier’s published information

Wow. That’s not nice. You’re mean.

Unfortunately for you but fortunately for mankind its all true

When the day comes and I know it will when Billy Meier’s contact case has been accepted by the majority of people all around the world which people won’t have to wait all that long for, your world will crumble beneath your feet because of the implications it entails.

It will simply overwhelm the likes of you who have vehemently denied the truth and by doing so it’ll come back to haunt you all that much more.

Shows what you know. My eyes are fully bionic.

Wait, are they saying that Meier illegally removed valuable archaeological artifacts from Israel? Because if so, I have a few phone calls to make.

Snerk.

Can you comment on the UFO crashing into a lone tree in the middle of a big field? I mean, seriously, my 5 year old could pilot a ship well enough to avoid a big tree, though I might have to remind him a few times about not hitting things with Daddy’s Flying Saucer.

Then they go and abandon it in the tree, or something? Were they high? I suppose if they smoked a bunch of weed then went tooling around in a fog, they might say “Well, I guess that’s close enough, let’s get some Doritos and call it a night.”

I’m cowering in the corner of my room at this very moment.
Sorry, I’m doubled over with laughter. My mistake.

They don’t look remotely like enormous trees - look at the branch patterns. Large trees are not just little trees scaled up. At best they’re saplings; at worst they’re models. How stupid do you have to be not to notice that?

And that’s ignoring the effect that having a honking great UFO stuck in a tree would have on the tree, but I suppose they could still have the gravitational defurbulator on or something.

Substitute “my favorite woo/conspiracy theory” for “Billy Meier’s contact case” in the above quote and you have the classic comeback of devotees of looniness.

“I’ll be vindicated someday and you’ll all be humbled by the Truth!!!”

Yeah, don’t forget to call when that magical moment arrives.

Needs more fistshaking and use of the phrase “rue the day”.

Who knows - the aliens could pull another switcheroo on him and swap all the evidence with cheesy photos of poor-quality models stuck in fake trees and OH MY GOD THEY’VE ALREADY DONE IT

Since we’re being all scientific and factual here, why not extrapolate this?

Billy Meier has three believers (though you’re probably all paid employees, eh Michael Horn?). In the 10 days you’ve been arguing here, you’ve gained an additional … zero believers. Let’s graph that out.


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	9/16	9/18	9/20	9/22	9/24	9/26	9/28	9/30
 

That means that you’ll have the majority of people around the world, um, mumblety seleven, carry the pi, times a dinosaur eating a garbage can lid…

sometime after the universe comes to an end.

But saying “I told you so” to the endless empty void will no doubt feel as satisfying as your huge victory here.

Brilliant.

Allesan, go ahead and make your call, but you may get in trouble with the CIA and the mousad- they are the ones who destroyed the original TJ scrolls. Now why would the CIA do something like that?

Exapno, the ET’s do not teach belief in or worship of anything— such modes of consciousness separate you from reality.

Yeah, those mice will chew on anything.

Boy, that IS odd! Why, I’d say that that is so difficult to wrap my head around that it even sounds like complete bullshit!

So lets get the story straight so far. Aliens choose one man to [del]torment[/del] visit. Over the years, they allow him to take photos and film, give him a metal sample and are surprised when he goes public. To teach Earth a lesson, they start ramming trees.

Then they sneak in, steal all the film and metal and leave behind forgeries.
Billy notices/fails to notice the switch, continues to use the fakes as proof.

Then the CIA and Mossad(notice the correct spelling), who have failed 11 times to kill and old man, then steal the fakes and substitute their own.
Billy notices/fails to notice the switch, continues to use the new fakes as proof.

Is that about right so far?