BIOLOGY 101--an oral sex tale

[UncleBill]

This kills me:

Beauregard Parish District Attorney David Burton said the decision was disappointing. Both defense lawyers were pleased with the outcome.

Insightful reporting.

[Flashpaper_Tiger]

He said the accused students repeatedly told the girl “No,” and it was the girl who unzipped their pants and touched them… He said he believes the girl committed a crime, but it was the boys who were charged.

You’ve got to be kidding - Do you suppose the teacher would have noticed a loudly stated “Get your hand off of my crotch!” from one the boys?