Birthday Gift for 7-yr-old girl

So I’m working hard to be the world’s greatest uncle. I value the title of “favorite uncle” but my sister is guilting me hard into trying to get to Atlanta for my neice’s birthday. There is a very slim chance that I would make it up there, financially it isn’t feasible, nor does it jive with my new job(s).

Now I need you all to help me brainstorm gifts that would make the coolest uncle ever.

My neice has a love of dinosaurs and gag Sponge-bob square-pants.

So I beseech the Staight Dope hive mind, help me find the great gift!

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When I was that age, I just loooooved perfume. Made me feel really grown up.

So, with that in mind, I suggest Spongebob Squarepants eau de toilette.

Oh come on, she is a 7 year old girl, anything pink and sparkly will do.

Yeah, I would’ve hated you so much when I was 7 if I like dinosaurs and you gave me something pink and sparkly.

I would say two gifts: something tangible (book about dinos, maybe?) and either cold hard cash (and don’t be stingy… at least $25) or a gift certificate somewhere cool, maybe like the discovery channel store…

What if it was a pink sparkly dinosaur?

Maybe two Tamagotchis. They are virtual pets and can communicate with each toher to play games and exchange gifts. They grow up and get married, etc.

Give her this book - my mom bought it last year and loves it. When she goes back to teaching in class (she’s working in a resource team this year) she’ll be using it during the dinosaur theme month she does in her grade 2 class. The pop-ups are so amazing, and the information seems up-to-date too, from the little I know about dinosaurs.

The amazon link has page images to give you an idea of what it looks like.

When my mom and I saw it in the store, there was only one copy at the time, but we were practically fighting over which one of us could get it - and I don’t even have kids, nor do I teach!